Since the Rapture is supposed to happen today, I guess our Australian friends are already gone. I think it is going to happen at 6, and I have an appointment to sell my car at 5, so I hope to close that deal before it happens. The rapture will be a real deal buster. Although I will be dealing with salesmen, and how many of them are going to get sucked upward. Wow is it me or is it getting hot in here?
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=^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
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5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
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I am going to have a drink and a cigar and watch it happenComment
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there is a big volcano going off somewhere at the mo so dont get too smug yetComment
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I always get a laugh at these end of the world predictions. some people were genuinely worried, or should I say, fools were genuinely worried.I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas EdisonComment
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When my wife told me that Saturday was the day of rupture I rushed out and brought one of these........images.jpg since then I 've discovered my mistake and feel a bit silly now!!At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.Comment
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To all the rapture worriers out there... Don't worry, it's not the end of the world!
Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Didn't the guy who predicted it say he got the date wrong and it's now in October? What a donut.It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.Comment
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I think I will buy a bunch of furniture at one of those places that give you til next year to start making payments.
I noticed when they went to interveiw the guy, he still had his home and other stuff. You would think he would have stopped paying rent and gave everything away... if you really believe that stuff.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Being an atheist, I believe the rapture happened indeed and I died. I just don't know it yet. Also, by some freak chance, hell is just like the life I used to have before. What a surprise.
Also, none of the people I know went to heaven, which must mean the entry fee is way too high.' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
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'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
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I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn.
Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.
Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failedThe greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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As for me, being an atheist, I believe the invisible pink unicorn is going to come and save us all.
It's kind of sad that old man Campings still is thinking that the rapture will eventually happen on October 22, and that he will still have followers thinking the same thing. They are all SPAGers anyways.Comment
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