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  • Cipher
    It's not easy being green

    1,000+ Posts
    • May 2006
    • 1309

    #46
    Originally posted by wagon
    Q. Have you ever shown up to work with a hangover?
    Not Guilty (I only drink in moderation and then only on special occasions).

    Q. Have you ever run up a massive room service bill on the company credit card?
    • Knowledge not shared, is eventually knowledge that becomes lost... like tears in the rain.

    Fully qualified technician for Ricoh - Canon - Sharp - HP - Brother

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    • knightfall
      Senior Tech

      500+ Posts
      • Jul 2006
      • 633

      #47
      Originally posted by DaZ
      Not Guilty (I only drink in moderation and then only on special occasions).

      Q. Have you ever run up a massive room service bill on the company credit card?
      A: Guilty

      Q: Have you ever run up a large bar tab on the company card?
      Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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      • Cipher
        It's not easy being green

        1,000+ Posts
        • May 2006
        • 1309

        #48
        Originally posted by knightfall
        A: Guilty

        Q: Have you ever run up a large bar tab on the company card?
        Not Guilty

        Q. Have you ever been spoken to so rudely by a customer that you just grabbed your tool case and walked out.
        • Knowledge not shared, is eventually knowledge that becomes lost... like tears in the rain.

        Fully qualified technician for Ricoh - Canon - Sharp - HP - Brother

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        • wagon
          Village Idiot

          500+ Posts
          • Dec 2006
          • 654

          #49
          Originally posted by DaZ
          Q. Have you ever been spoken to so rudely by a customer that you just grabbed your tool case and walked out.
          A. Almost guilty

          Q. Have you ever spoken to a customer in a manner rude enough for them to complain about you?
          If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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          • Copier_Guy
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • May 2007
            • 543

            #50
            Originally posted by wagon
            A. Almost guilty

            Q. Have you ever spoken to a customer in a manner rude enough for them to complain about you?

            A. Not Guilty


            Q. Have you ever walked into an account with the best intentions, but after being treated rudely, performed a Hit-N-Run and felt good when the call came right back?

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            • wagon
              Village Idiot

              500+ Posts
              • Dec 2006
              • 654

              #51
              Originally posted by Copier_Guy
              Q. Have you ever walked into an account with the best intentions, but after being treated rudely, performed a Hit-N-Run and felt good when the call came right back?
              A. Guilty.

              Q. Have you ever been caught having a 'perve' at a nice looking lady in an office - whilst pretending to fix a machine?
              If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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              • 10871087
                Service Manager

                1,000+ Posts
                • Jan 2005
                • 1143

                #52
                Originally posted by wagon
                Q. Have you ever been caught having a 'perve' at a nice looking lady in an office - whilst pretending to fix a machine?
                A. Not-Guilty (never been caught is more accurate)


                Q. Have you ever left part of a customer's machine down, so they couldn't sort or use the doc feeder for a few days, while you "ordered a part" that was already in the back of your car?

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                • Cipher
                  It's not easy being green

                  1,000+ Posts
                  • May 2006
                  • 1309

                  #53
                  Originally posted by 10871087
                  Q. Have you ever left part of a customer's machine down, so they couldn't sort or use the doc feeder for a few days, while you "ordered a part" that was already in the back of your car?
                  A. Guilty (It does not pay to give a tech a hard time is all I'll say LOL).

                  Q. Have you ever done a 'botch' job to keep a customer up and running just to realize the botch you actually did works better than the proper part?
                  • Knowledge not shared, is eventually knowledge that becomes lost... like tears in the rain.

                  Fully qualified technician for Ricoh - Canon - Sharp - HP - Brother

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                  • Cipher
                    It's not easy being green

                    1,000+ Posts
                    • May 2006
                    • 1309

                    #54
                    Originally posted by DaZ
                    A. Guilty (It does not pay to give a tech a hard time is all I'll say LOL).

                    Q. Have you ever done a 'botch' job to keep a customer up and running just to realize the botch you actually did works better than the proper part?
                    A. Guilty

                    Q. Do you ever get fucked off with new members PMing you for free service manuals all the time???
                    • Knowledge not shared, is eventually knowledge that becomes lost... like tears in the rain.

                    Fully qualified technician for Ricoh - Canon - Sharp - HP - Brother

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                    • Copier_Guy
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • May 2007
                      • 543

                      #55
                      Originally posted by DaZ
                      A. Guilty

                      Q. Do you ever get fucked off with new members PMing you for free service manuals all the time???

                      A. Guilty (I always tell them to post on the board and almost never hear from them again. They don't post either from what I've seen. Shy Maybe!)


                      Q. Have you ever been instumental in selling or upgrading a machine where the company has a compensation program, only to find out much later the machine was sold and your manager collected the payout?

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                      • wagon
                        Village Idiot

                        500+ Posts
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 654

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Copier_Guy
                        Q. Have you ever been instumental in selling or upgrading a machine where the company has a compensation program, only to find out much later the machine was sold and your manager collected the payout?
                        A. Not Guilty (I would NEVER have stopped whinging about that one until I got my way )

                        Q. Have you ever come second in a technician 'sales comp' only to have some ar**hole from management go instead? (Thanks D**KA!)
                        If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.

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                        • 11x17
                          Trusted Tech
                          100+ Posts
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 153

                          #57
                          not guilty

                          Have you ever asked the well endowed secretary to "please show me again where in the bottom cassette it was jamming", only to get another good look at her milk bags

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                          • fausto1981
                            IT Technician

                            100+ Posts
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 146

                            #58
                            A: Guilty

                            Q: Have you ever spent more time giving a demo whe the the girls you are giving the demo to have GIANT JUGS???

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                            • Gleq
                              Technician

                              50+ Posts
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 72

                              #59
                              Guilty

                              Q. Have you ever been seduced by a female client?
                              Originally posted by Copier_Guy
                              A. SOOOOOOO Guilty


                              Q. Have you ever spilled a lot Toner on a customer's very light colored rug?

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                              • lkrsardis
                                Trusted Tech

                                250+ Posts
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 316

                                #60
                                oops

                                guilty as hell.

                                Has anybody picked-up a savin 870 and forgot to drain it?
                                Like the United States Postal Service It's a miracle it works!

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