New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.
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"You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --Comment
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It will never sell, people complain when my copiers do that.The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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I'm OK ! It's just a bruise ! Didn't really mean to fall on the floor laughing so hard.
OK; NOW I GET IT.........R O T F L M B O ( dang abbreviations )
I've had customers in the past that would want one of these.....and expect me to
service the dang thing."The Serenity Prayer" . . .
God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .Comment
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Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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I sent it to all the sales guys up front for laughs and to see who'd want one. We got some pretty sharp guys. The only one who wanted one was accounts payable. LOLLife should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".Comment
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The very new option is Xscan-Expansion board.
Xscan-E :
Is scanning the damn dust particles using special algorithm developed by Scrapbook (almost like face recognition by Facebook) and together with Xchain stapler finisher, assembles the page when Reverse button is pressed. It is very popular in meeting rooms as it sticks to magnetic boards.
Our Sales guys love it, as they sell staples per tonne.
News bulletin:
Tree-free(C)(TM) Ink and Toner remover is in development, it will use special blending technique to remove toner from dust particles and converts it directly to PDF or XPS app, just before it is chain stapled. This will increase the authentication of secure documents. It will be available to I-phone 6 only.
In case you wish to use it you may need to use special hand technique of squeezing your i-Phone 6 and you will have these options : It will be sent to you as an Hail ball from I-cloud or for the more solvent clients it comes from I-cloud at Lightning speed called I-Bolt however you have to purchase special grounding Faraday cagle with internal Tesla coil reducer.
blimey ..what a garbage we can come up with if we let the fantasy going ...love this thread.Comment
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