New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

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  • Akitu
    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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    • Oct 2010
    • 2595
    #16
    Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

    iPhone 6? No no, didn't you catch the news? The iPhone 5 became the iPhone 4S. There won't be an iPhone 6 at any point now with Steve Jobs dying yesterday. In an attempt to re-release the same old tired crap with a flashy new name and a small insignificant upgrade, Apple will now be releasing a new iPhone every month starting with a new letter of the alphabet. Projected sales are estimated to be several billion dollars a year as Apple fanboys jump on each other to be the first to collect the iAlphabet.
    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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      • prntrfxr
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        • Apr 2008
        • 1622
        #17
        Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

        Accounts payable, natch!
        Wondering if anyone would catch on... Account Payable: "I couldn't pay the bill. They all came out shredded." Client or Vendor receiving the check: "Sir, you send us the check, but it was...ah...shredded. How can we deposit it?" Vendor's bank: "We would like to deposit your check, sir, but the check has been shredded and taped back together. Like this, it is unacceptable. I'm afraid you'll just have to get them to issue you another one."
        Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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          • HenryT2
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Apr 2010
            • 962
            #18
            Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

            How about an option called DACSHRINT ....... all lines of print are redacted to solid black prior to the shredding, duplexing, reversing, and laminating.
            "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
            God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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              • habik
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                • Apr 2010
                • 2013
                #19
                Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

                Originally posted by Akitu
                iPhone 6? No no, didn't you catch the news? The iPhone 5 became the iPhone 4S. There won't be an iPhone 6 at any point now with Steve Jobs dying yesterday. In an attempt to re-release the same old tired crap with a flashy new name and a small insignificant upgrade, Apple will now be releasing a new iPhone every month starting with a new letter of the alphabet. Projected sales are estimated to be several billion dollars a year as Apple fanboys jump on each other to be the first to collect the iAlphabet.

                iPhone 4 S = I Phone for Steve

                btw who is Steve Jobs?
                .OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
                Firmwares HERE

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                  • Akitu
                    Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 2595
                    #20
                    Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

                    Originally posted by habik
                    iPhone 4 S = I Phone for Steve

                    btw who is Steve Jobs?
                    One of the founders of Apple and considered one of the pioneers of home computing.

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                    ^ Steve Jobs.
                    Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                      • habik
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 2013
                        #21
                        Re: New Ofice Machine to sell to your customers.

                        Originally posted by Akitu
                        One of the founders of Apple and considered one of the pioneers of home computing.

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                        ^ Steve Jobs.
                        ..hmm seems like a fair dude..

                        so what happened to Bill Gates then, I thought he is the computer man or was it Jeff Ibm ..forgot now..

                        having a little Xshirtiner app problem.

                        I've heard that Apple will bear a new name soon....hint hint
                        .OK Google! ... will I need Berrocca this morning?
                        Firmwares HERE

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