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  • Tricky
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    • Apr 2009
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    #4921
    Re: Joke of the Day

    Originally posted by Phil B.
    is that shaky black puddin'?

    ( I dated a girl that was nicknamed " Puddin' )
    Black pudding is a sausage made from, you have been warned, not safe before lunch.
    Centuries ago people ate parts of animals that we don't anymore and as for this sausage hardly anyone eats it.

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      • slimslob
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        • May 2013
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        #4922
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by skynet
        Black pudding is a sausage made from, you have been warned, not safe before lunch.
        Centuries ago people ate parts of animals that we don't anymore and as for this sausage hardly anyone eats it.
        Also called blood pudding as it is made from pork blood plus other ingredients. There are also those that like traditional head cheese.

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          • slimslob
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            #4923
            Re: Joke of the Day

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              • Phil B.
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                • Jul 2016
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                #4924
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Originally posted by skynet
                Black pudding is a sausage made from, you have been warned, not safe before lunch.
                Centuries ago people ate parts of animals that we don't anymore and as for this sausage hardly anyone eats it.
                I know what black pudding is made from I like it alot. I buy mine from Stewart's of NJ. My mom was a full blooded scot.

                Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

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                  • Tricky
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                    #4925
                    Re: Joke of the Day

                    Originally posted by Phil B.
                    I know what black pudding is made from I like it alot. I buy mine from Stewart's of NJ. My mom was a full blooded scot.

                    Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
                    I have had it once or twice, I think its eaten more in northern England and Scotland.

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                      • Phil B.
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                        • Jul 2016
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                        #4926
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by skynet
                        I have had it once or twice, I think its eaten more in northern England and Scotland.
                        That is correct.

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                          • Tricky
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                            #4927
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Do you eat haggis?

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                              • Phil B.
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                                • Jul 2016
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                                #4928
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by skynet
                                Do you eat haggis?
                                yes i do.

                                meat pies ...

                                bangers and mashed taters too

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                                  • 20 year tech
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                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.Well, toucan play at that game.


                                    Keep seeing new posts in here and am looking to see a new joke not talk of blood pudding.Living will

                                    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will"

                                    "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

                                    His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

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                                      • Phil B.
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                                        • Jul 2016
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                                        #4930
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        Originally posted by slimslob
                                        Also called blood pudding as it is made from pork blood plus other ingredients. There are also those that like traditional head cheese.
                                        when made in Scotland they it is mutton blood ... bread... spices.

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                                          • tsbservice
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                                            #4931
                                            A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                                            Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                                              • tsbservice
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                                                #4932
                                                A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                                                Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                                                  • tsbservice
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                                                    #4933
                                                    A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                                                    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                                                      • izzynut
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                                                        #4934
                                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                                        Ship.jpg

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                                                          • tsbservice
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                                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                                            A lady remarked to a former bishop of London on one occasion

                                                            "Oh! Bishop, I want to tell you something very remarkable. An aunt of mine had arranged to make a voyage in a certain steamer, but at the last moment she had to give up the trip; and that steamer was wrecked; wasn't it a mercy she did not go in it?"

                                                            "Well, but," replied the bishop, "I don't know your aunt."
                                                            A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                                                            Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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