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  • tsbservice
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    • May 2007
    • 7926
    #5401
    Re: Joke of the Day

    I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy.
    It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.

    I was a complete mess.

    I was broke and my body was ruined.

    But fuck me, what a night.
    A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
    Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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      • izzynut
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          • izzynut
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              • izzynut
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                  • izzynut
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                      • slimslob
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                        • May 2013
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                          • tsbservice
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                            • May 2007
                            • 7926
                            #5407
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Usually, the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound...
                            On the road it's the other way around as you can hear the car horn before the lights turn green.
                            A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                            Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                              • mrwho
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #5408
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by izzynut
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                                I don't get this one. Could someone explain? Thanks.
                                ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                Mascan42

                                'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                Ibid

                                I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                  • ZOOTECH
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                                    • Jul 2007
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                                    #5409
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    Originally posted by mrwho
                                    I don't get this one. Could someone explain? Thanks.
                                    The DR who is going to operate on you is shaking hands with the coat hung up on a coat rack.
                                    "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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                                      • mrwho
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                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                                        The DR who is going to operate on you is shaking hands with the coat hung up on a coat rack.
                                        Oooohhh - I assumed the doctor had just arrived and was hanging his own coat. Thanks.
                                        ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                        Mascan42

                                        'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                        Ibid

                                        I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                          • slimslob
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                                            Re: Joke of the Day

                                            Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                                            The DR who is going to operate on you is shaking hands with the coat hung up on a coat rack.
                                            I missed that entirely. I was thinking it was the huge glasses the doctor was wearing. I guess both mean the doctor is nearly blind.

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                                              • Drivee
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                                                #5412
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by ZOOTECH
                                                The DR who is going to operate on you is shaking hands with the coat hung up on a coat rack.

                                                He dont see well so it is a change that he cut his penis

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                                                  • izzynut
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                                                      • izzynut
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