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Re: Joke of the Day
A Husband and Wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,
"Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time."
She said, "Well, you have a bigger penis than all of your friends."A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk'
'I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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Doctor to Patient: You have to stop masturbating.
Patient: Why?
Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you.A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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Chinese guy arrives to America and goes into the convenience store and buys a bottle of water.
Cashier tells him it's $1.00
He goes in the next day and buys another bottle.
Cashier says it's $1.25
Chinese guy says that he doesn't understand, it was only a dollar the day before -- why is it more now?
Cashier says, "Fluctuations"
Asian guy pays, starts heading for the door, then turns around and screams "Well Fluck you Americans too!"A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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A friend of mine decided he was going to go skydiving. I told him I thought I would be terrified. He said he certainly was, but was inspired by the Jump instructor, a rough looking fellow about 6'4" who told him if he didn't jump he was going to #$%& him in the @ss. I asked him if he jumped and his reply
- Well yeah, a little, at firstA tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
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