Re: Joke of the Day
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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A few spicy
Hey, remember that time we were on the train and you stuck your head out the window and I stuck my arse out the window and everyone thought we were twins.
I keep getting my profile rejected on that dating site Match.com,
One of the questions is 'What do you want in a woman?'
Apparently 'My Cock' is not an answer....
Why are Vegetarian women silent during sex?
Because they are in shock!!
They can't believe that a piece of meat can give them so much pleasure.A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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A guy is screwing a great looking blonde.
The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?"
He replies, "No."
She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that. I don't want to get that again...!"
A man phones the local council....
"I want to make a complaint."
"Certainly sir. What seems to be the trouble?"
"Well - I've just raped this really ugly, fat chick -"
"Surely you should be phoning the police and confessing?"
"I don't want to confess. I want the lights in the park to be fixed."A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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