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  • J_Arnold
    IT Director

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    • Sep 2021
    • 87
    #5551
    Re: Joke of the Day

    What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?

    They both believe restarting it might work.
    “First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."

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      • Phil B.
        Field Supervisor

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        • Jul 2016
        • 22798
        #5552
        Re: Joke of the Day

        Originally posted by J_Arnold
        What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?

        They both believe restarting it might work.
        Pardon me but IMHO your " jokes " are lame...
        Wish we had a groan button.

        Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

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          • slimslob
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            • May 2013
            • 36895
            #5553
            Re: Joke of the Day

            Originally posted by J_Arnold
            What is the similarity between a communist and an IT technician?

            They both believe restarting it might work.
            Only their title.

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              • J_Arnold
                IT Director

                50+ Posts
                • Sep 2021
                • 87
                #5554
                Re: Joke of the Day

                Originally posted by Phil B.
                Pardon me but IMHO your " jokes " are lame...
                Wish we had a groan button.

                Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
                Thank you for the inciteful input Phil. Deep down in the sub cockles of my heart I know I'm funny.
                “First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."

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                  • slimslob
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                    • May 2013
                    • 36895
                    #5555
                    Re: Joke of the Day

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                      • slimslob
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                        • May 2013
                        • 36895
                        #5556
                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Originally posted by J_Arnold
                        Thank you for the inciteful input Phil. Deep down in the sub cockles of my heart I know I'm funny.
                        Sorry but Phil was not trying to incite anything, just pointing out the obvious. Also your posts lack any insight at all.

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                          • Phil B.
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                            • Jul 2016
                            • 22798
                            #5557
                            Re: Joke of the Day

                            Originally posted by slimslob
                            Sorry but Phil was not trying to incite anything, just pointing out the obvious. Also your posts lack any insight at all.
                            Hey hey be easy on the guy Slim... he's an IT guy... Nuff Said?
                            [emoji38]

                            Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

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                              • slimslob
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                                • May 2013
                                • 36895
                                #5558
                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                Originally posted by Phil B.
                                Hey hey be easy on the guy Slim... he's an IT guy... Nuff Said?
                                [emoji38]

                                Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk
                                I wonder if he is from Florida?

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                                  • Phil B.
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                                    • Jul 2016
                                    • 22798
                                    #5559
                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                    Originally posted by slimslob
                                    I wonder if he is from Florida?
                                    [emoji848][emoji2960][emoji1][emoji28][emoji1787]

                                    Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

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                                      • J_Arnold
                                        IT Director

                                        50+ Posts
                                        • Sep 2021
                                        • 87
                                        #5560
                                        Re: Joke of the Day

                                        An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

                                        Slim became more and more annoyed and finally said "For God's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel... you know how to fish
                                        “First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."

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                                          • slimslob
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                                            #5561
                                            Re: Joke of the Day

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                                              • slimslob
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                                                • May 2013
                                                • 36895
                                                #5562
                                                Re: Joke of the Day

                                                Originally posted by J_Arnold
                                                An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

                                                Slim became more and more annoyed and finally said "For God's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel... you know how to fish
                                                Just because you watch porn channels doesn't mean that others do.

                                                Now Chuck you Farley and your whole fam damnily. Why don't you just go in you own jackyard and back off

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                                                  • J_Arnold
                                                    IT Director

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                                                    • Sep 2021
                                                    • 87
                                                    #5563
                                                    Re: Joke of the Day

                                                    Originally posted by slimslob
                                                    Just because you watch porn channels doesn't mean that others do.

                                                    Now Chuck you Farley and your whole fam damnily. Why don't you just go in you own jackyard and back off
                                                    Touch a nerve? What's a matter, the bully not like his secrets shared? 🤔 Here's a thought.. you do you and leave me alone.
                                                    “First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire."

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                                                      • slimslob
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                                                        #5564
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                                                          • slimslob
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