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  • slimslob
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    Re: Joke of the Day

    Originally posted by mrwho
    Nice tits, but ice cold...
    And no nips.

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    • slimslob
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        • izzynut
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          Originally posted by slimslob

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          • emujo2
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            That's like my kids.."When are we going to Disney???" whenever...2 month later..You said whenever!!, No , I said when never..E

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            • slimslob
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              Originally posted by emujo2
              That's like my kids.."When are we going to Disney???" whenever...2 month later..You said whenever!!, No , I said when never..E
              How you look at something is important. A church once had a vandal break in and spray paint the walls with "Godisnowhere" It took as young child to point out that it said God Is Now Here.

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                • izzynut
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                        • slimslob
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                            THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPY



                            Those of you who have already had one, it's fairly accurate and funny.

                            For those of you who haven't had one yet, it's fairly accurate and funny.

                            ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.


                            Colonoscopy Journal:And the best one of all:
                            12. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

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