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  • izzynut
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    #7846
    Re: Joke of the Day

    The latest survey shows that
    three out of four people make
    up 75% of the population.

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    • izzynut
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      #7847
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      "Do you know why a banana is like
      a politician?""He comes in, and
      first he is green, then he turns
      yellow, and then he's rotten."

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      • izzynut
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        #7848
        Re: Joke of the Day

        "I think Congressmen should wear
        uniforms, you know, like NASCAR
        drivers, so we could identify their
        corporate sponsors."

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        • izzynut
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          #7849
          Re: Joke of the Day

          The reason Politicians try
          so hard to get re-elected is
          that they would 'hate' to have to make
          a living under the laws they've passed.

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          • slimslob
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            • slimslob
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              • slimslob
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                • izzynut
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                  • izzynut
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                    • izzynut
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                      • izzynut
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                        Re: Joke of the Day

                        Ebay is useless!
                        I searched for a cigarette lighter and all it came back with was 13,141 matches...

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                        • izzynut
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