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                  *dinner conversation*

                  8-year-old: "Dogs live longer than people."

                  Mom: "umm...I don't think that's right."


                  8-year-old: "I'm in second grade. I know things."

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                      *packing for Disneyland Trip*

                      Mom: "If you want to go to Disneyland tomorrow....you need to go pick up your stuff."


                      8-year-old: *waves his Darth Vader light saber*

                      "Expecto Patronum!"


                      Mom: "Dude...you're mixing genres....one is Wizards...the other is space adventure."


                      8-year-old: *walks past mom hoisting light saber straight in the air*

                      "These are not the droids you're looking for..."

                      God HELP us all when he is a teenager.

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