Re: Joke of the Day
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Re: Joke of the Day
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Re: Joke of the Day
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway andputs on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts goingthrough his usual dumb blonde jokes.Suddenly, a blonde
woman in the fourth row stands on her chairand starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. Whatmakes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way?
What does the colour of a woman's hair haveto do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like mefrom being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Itspeople like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and yourkind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the nameof humor! ”The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interruptshim yelling, You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little fucker on yourlap."Comment
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Re: Joke of the Day
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible!!
''What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook?
What happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender.
"You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
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