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  • slimslob
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                Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology:

                Medical Term Redneck Definition
                Artery The study of paintings
                Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
                Barium What doctors do when patients die
                Benign What you be, after you be eight
                Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome
                Cat scan Searching for Kitty
                Cauterize Made eye contact with her
                Colic A sheep dog
                Coma A punctuation mark
                Dilate To live long
                Enema Not a friend
                Fester Quicker than someone else
                Fibula A small lie
                Impotent Distinguished, well known
                Labor Pain Getting hurt at work
                Medical Staff A Doctor's cane
                Morbid A higher offer
                Nitrates Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
                Normally more money than Days
                Node I knew it
                Outpatient A person who has fainted
                Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis
                Post Operative A letter carrier
                Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
                Rectum Nearly killed him
                Secretion Hiding something
                Seizure Roman Emperor
                Tablet A small table
                Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
                Tumor One plus one more
                Urine Opposite of you're out

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                • slimslob
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