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At dawn the telephone rings,
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"
"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
SILENCE...........
LONG SILENCE.........
VERY LONG SILENCE…………
"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit."
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While the doctor acquainted himself with a new elderly patient, he asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years- when my husband was alive."A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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