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Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one.
They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.
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Subject: BLOND IN MILK
I THOUGHT I'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS ...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left
a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub
up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my
eyes if I need to!"
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Re: Joke of the Day
Subject: BLOND IN MILK
I THOUGHT I'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLONDE JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS ...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left
a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door
to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub
up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful
again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it ...
Wait for it ...
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my
eyes if I need to!"
A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Comment
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