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  • slimslob
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    When portions of traffic signs fail.

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    • slimslob
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          • slimslob
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            Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.



            At the dinner table, mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.

            Then mom fainted.

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            • izzynut
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              Johnny finds this so exciting and canbarely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.



              At the dinner table, mommy asks Johnny totell his story.

              Then mom fainted.

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              • slimslob
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                Originally posted by izzynut

                Johnny finds this so exciting and canbarely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.



                At the dinner table, mommy asks Johnny totell his story.

                Then mom fainted.
                I think i see an echo. I guess we both get things from Facebook.

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                • slimslob
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                      • izzynut
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                        What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

                        Dam.

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                        • izzynut
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                          Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

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                          • izzynut
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                            Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

                            Groan (1).jpg

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                            • izzynut
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                              Neil.

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                                eBay is so useless.

                                I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

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