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  • slimslob
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    • slimslob
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      • tsbservice
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        Almost spit my sip 😁
        However and despite the fact my wife is a brilliant cooker that wouldn't discourage me to keep trying.
        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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        • Phil B.
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          Oh I never had that comment BUT both ExWives heard that constantly!

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          Last edited by Phil B.; 01-09-2022, 09:39 PM.

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          • slimslob
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            A mother had three virgin daughters. All three got married within a short space of time.
            Mum was a bit worried about what their early experiences would be like. She therefore made them all promise to send a postcard from their honeymoon destinations, with a few words on how marital sex felt.




            The 3rd girl was in Cape Town for her honeymoon. Nothing was heard from her until all of 30 days later. Mother had begun to entertain a measure of apprehension.

            Mum desperately rummaged through the waste bin for the ticket jacket her daughter had discarded before her departure.

            Mum fainted.

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            • slimslob
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              • slimslob
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                • izzynut
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                  • izzynut
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                      • izzynut
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                        • slimslob
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                          • Phil B.
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                            Originally posted by slimslob
                            Hahaha

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