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  • izzynut
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    • izzynut
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      • izzynut
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        • izzynut
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          • slimslob
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            • slimslob
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                • izzynut
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                  "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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                  • izzynut
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                    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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                    • izzynut
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                      Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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                      • tsbservice
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                        A tree is known by its fruit, a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost, he who sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.
                        Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

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                        • izzynut
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                          What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

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                          • izzynut
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                            A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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                            • izzynut
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                              What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off!

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                              • izzynut
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                                How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.

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