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  • izzynut
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    #6871
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    What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

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    • izzynut
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      What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this crap.

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      • izzynut
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        "I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist. He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."

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        • izzynut
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          A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

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          • izzynut
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            What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!

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            • izzynut
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              A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

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              • izzynut
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                • slimslob
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                    • slimslob
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                      • izzynut
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                              • slimslob
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