Re: Joke of the Day
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Re: Joke of the Day
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.Comment
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Re: Joke of the Day
I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into
the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.
Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward
looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you
like to buy?"
Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?Comment
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Re: Joke of the Day
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in
your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over
you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a
fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a
wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in
people's lives."
Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"Comment
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