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  • izzynut
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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening
    and I have to talk to you about it."
    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,
    what should I do?"
    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
    her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
    wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
    You want my advice?"
    The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
    "Take the poison."

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    • izzynut
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      A young man went into the Employement Centre in Toronto, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he asked the guy behind the desk, "Can you give me some more details about this"?

      The Employement Centre man sorted through his files & replied, "Oh yes here it is. The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynaecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $55,000, but you're going to have to go to Peterborough. That's about 150 kms from here".

      "Oh why, is that where the job is"?

      "No sir - that's the end of the line up!"



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      • izzynut
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                • kingarthur
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                  Originally posted by izzynut
                  My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
                  He thought he was God, and I didn't.
                  My ex wife said I only had 2 faults - everything I said, and everything I did....
                  Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...

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                        • slimslob
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