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  • izzynut
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                        • izzynut
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                          An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

                          As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

                          "Yes, Dad, what is it?"

                          "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife."

                          (I LOVE IT!)

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                            First you forget names then you forget faces.

                            Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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