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  • Herrmann
    Senior Tech

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    • Jan 2006
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    #1

    you'd better had called a plumber

    How not to repair a clogged toilet:
    If sometimes you feel a little useless, offended and depressed always remember that you were once the fastest and most victorious sperm of hundreds of millions!
  • vincent64
    Trusted Tech

    250+ Posts
    • Feb 2008
    • 382

    #2
    Re: you'd better had called a plumber

    I watched this, could not understand a word, till I seen him go to light what ever that was, M-80, cherry bomb, or something like it, then I thought of all them storied I heard of flushing a cherry bomb down a toilet, first time I have ever seen it done....laughed my arse off.

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    • Shadow1
      Service Manager

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      • Sep 2008
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      #3
      Re: you'd better had called a plumber

      Some things cross the language barrier.

      Subtitles would have been nice - sounds like the wife was asking what the hell happened at the end - can somebody translate?

      I'd say that IS a rather effective way of unclogging a toilet... get a new toilet. It's not the cheapest way... or the quickest... and the "clog" would be splattered all over the place along with what's left of the old toilet.

      This is why the internet was invented - so we can watch other people do stupid stuff, and won't have to try it ourselves
      73 DE W5SSJ

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      • HenryT2
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        • Apr 2010
        • 962

        #4
        Re: you'd better had called a plumber

        Originally posted by Shadow1
        This is why the internet was invented - so we can watch other people do stupid stuff, and won't have to try it ourselves
        " The Darwin Awards " comes to mind after seeing this video .
        "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
        God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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        • blackcat4866
          Master Of The Obvious

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          • Jul 2007
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          #5
          Re: you'd better had called a plumber

          Hans, Eric,
          Can you do a translation? Hilarious! ... and extremely dangerous. Ceramic shards are as sharp as bits of razor blade.

          My experience did not involve explosives, but would have been pretty funny to watch. =^..^=
          Last edited by blackcat4866; 06-09-2012, 02:01 AM.
          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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          • ZOOTECH
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            • Jul 2007
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            #6
            Re: you'd better had called a plumber

            Originally posted by blackcat4866
            My experience did not involve explosives, but would have been pretty funny to watch. =^..^=
            You tease, you -fess up cat.
            "You can't trust your eyes, if your mind is out of focus" --

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            • blackcat4866
              Master Of The Obvious

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              • Jul 2007
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              #7
              Re: you'd better had called a plumber

              ... ok.

              So it's 1982, and l was living in my 1959 Conestoga 10' x 50' house trailer. I was going to Michigan Tech.

              I woke up in the morning ~6:00am and climbed out of bed to 34F temperatures, like every other morning. Not outside, inside the house. I stoked the woodstove, then went into the bathroom to sit on the crapper, shiver, and do a #2. Standard equipment on a 1959 Conestoga is the stylish matching turquoise sink, toilet, and tub set.

              So I'm sitting there shivering, when I notice that the world is moving. In fact, I'm falling off the toilet without the aid of intoxication. The toilet had a diagonal crack in the base since I'd owned the place, and it chose that moment to break. The bowl slid north until it rested against the tub.

              Now for the tough decision: Do I finish taking a crap in a toilet that I can't flush? Well, I've got to do it eventually here or somewhere else, so sure, finish. When dressed, I dumped the various pieces of toilet into a snow bank so as not to stink up the place. I'm sure the neighbors appreciated the new lawn ornament: a broken turquoise toilet with a fresh crap on top. =^..^=
              If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
              1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
              2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
              3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
              4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
              5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

              blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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              • blackcat4866
                Master Of The Obvious

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                • Jul 2007
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                #8
                Re: you'd better had called a plumber

                See. No explosives.

                When you're really shivering, it's very difficult to do anything else ... but shiver. I've assumed one thing that you may not know about me. I am one of those people that wake up very slowly. Mental acuity starts after 1/2 hour, and verbal skills after one hour.

                During the first 10 minutes I qualify as a zombie. =^..^=
                If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                • banginbishop
                  grumpy old git

                  500+ Posts
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 894

                  #9
                  Re: you'd better had called a plumber

                  now im dissapointed - every film i've ever watched with a german voice was of a mucky nature. No big busted blonde or a mustache in sight (sorry hermann for being sterotyped)
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