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  • banginbishop
    grumpy old git

    500+ Posts
    • Oct 2007
    • 894

    #151
    Re: Manual 4you

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    hello miss - sorry i have a cold
    Incontinentia Buttocks

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    • Llama God
      Service Manager

      1,000+ Posts
      • Mar 2009
      • 1353

      #152
      Re: Manual 4you

      Here's a question for you - how moderate does the moderated language have to be on here before the moderators kick you off?

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      • kingpd@businessprints.net
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • Feb 2008
        • 921

        #153
        Re: Manual 4you

        I'm rather deficient on my Ricoh manuals so I'd love to get more of them...but have others if you want to share...just PM me.

        Why do you have zero rep anyway? You seem to know what you're talking about and you're funny as hell!

        Originally posted by Llama God
        Ah yes, the self-righteous, sorry, proclaimed, judge of who should have rep power.

        In a bid to increase my rep power, I will shortly be offering manuals to anybody who cares to ask for them for the princely sum of absolutely chuff all. That means free, just in case you're struggling to keep up with the limey dialect.

        As and when Paul agrees to moderate his petulant negative rep power antics I shall cease and desist. Well, probably anyway.

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        • mrwho
          Major Asshole!

          Site Contributor
          2,500+ Posts
          • Apr 2009
          • 4299

          #154
          Re: Manual 4you

          Originally posted by Llama God
          Here's a question for you - how moderate does the moderated language have to be on here before the moderators kick you off?

          I sincerely haven't got a fucking clue...
          ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
          Mascan42

          'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

          Ibid

          I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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          • kingpd@businessprints.net
            Senior Tech

            500+ Posts
            • Feb 2008
            • 921

            #155
            Re: Manual 4you

            I want some Oce' manuals too!

            Anybody have any Canon firmware and the tool?

            Actually I may really need some in the future. :-p

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            • mrwho
              Major Asshole!

              Site Contributor
              2,500+ Posts
              • Apr 2009
              • 4299

              #156
              Re: Manual 4you

              I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

              I'm surely not the only one... am I?
              ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
              Mascan42

              'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

              Ibid

              I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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              • banginbishop
                grumpy old git

                500+ Posts
                • Oct 2007
                • 894

                #157
                Re: Manual 4you

                Originally posted by mrwho
                I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

                I'm surely not the only one... am I?
                yep and all the emails notifications to everyone who has replied
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                • kingpd@businessprints.net
                  Senior Tech

                  500+ Posts
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 921

                  #158
                  Re: Manual 4you

                  You're too much...too funny! I couldn't stop laughing for minutes.

                  I wrote myself a note, for the next week I'm going to try and give you as much rep as I can.

                  I can't right now because I'm a rep whore and have maxed out again.

                  Originally posted by Llama God
                  Ah, this is where my plan to bring the fucker to his ageing knees falls flat on its face. I should have specified that it's Ricoh family manuals only.

                  I'm going to scratch my arse for a while, although I'm not altogether sure why.

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                  • Llama God
                    Service Manager

                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 1353

                    #159
                    Re: Manual 4you

                    Originally posted by kingpd@businessprints.net
                    I'm rather deficient on my Ricoh manuals...but have others if you want to share...just PM me.

                    Why do you have zero rep anyway? You seem to know what you're talking about and you're funny as hell!
                    Well it's very kind of you to say so and as soon as I've finished masturbating I'll tell you.

                    He's going to tell us...he's going to tell us...

                    Not like that! Not like that!

                    I'll just tell you now so I can carry on in peace. Apparently some people didn't my "witty banter" quite so amusing and found it necessary to take my rep away from me. I'm singling Paul out because a) he's the main offender on here, notorious for taking a stern line and b) his (avatar) face makes me want to hit things. Also, come to think of it, he's here in a for-profit, professional capacity rather than the back-scratching reciprocal basis that is intended.

                    Also it's because I'm a big gay and haters gonna hate.*

                    Anyway, must crack on/off.

                    *This may not be true at all.

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                    • kingpd@businessprints.net
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 921

                      #160
                      Re: Manual 4you

                      It hurts so much...the laughter pains.

                      No you're not alone.

                      But I'm standing and instead of hitting refresh I keep hitting F9 in my Outlook for the next notification.

                      Originally posted by mrwho
                      I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

                      I'm surely not the only one... am I?

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                      • Llama God
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 1353

                        #161
                        Re: Manual 4you

                        Didn't find, that should have said. I put accurate spelling, grammar and punctuation before my own self-gratification, hence me proof-reading instead of...well, you know.

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                        • banginbishop
                          grumpy old git

                          500+ Posts
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 894

                          #162
                          Re: Manual 4you

                          Originally posted by Llama God
                          Didn't find, that should have said. I put accurate spelling, grammar and punctuation before my own self-gratification, hence me proof-reading instead of...well, you know.
                          shit its christmas your reps back
                          Incontinentia Buttocks

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                          • mrwho
                            Major Asshole!

                            Site Contributor
                            2,500+ Posts
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 4299

                            #163
                            Re: Manual 4you

                            As of now I'm having dinner while keeping an eye on this thread like a soccer mom eating diet shit while crying at the soap opera. If everyone's like me, the (really useful) remainder of the forums came to a screeching halt.
                            ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                            Mascan42

                            'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'

                            Ibid

                            I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                            • banginbishop
                              grumpy old git

                              500+ Posts
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 894

                              #164
                              Re: Manual 4you

                              im off to bed its 11.15pm and ive got a crappy job to fit a duplex unit to a taskalfa colour in the morning so arrivederci
                              Incontinentia Buttocks

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                              • kingpd@businessprints.net
                                Senior Tech

                                500+ Posts
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 921

                                #165
                                Re: Manual 4you

                                I remember a couple of good folks he de-repped and they eventually left.

                                As for you being gay...be proud of who you are. Trust me there's more gay people on here than ya think!

                                Originally posted by Llama God
                                Well it's very kind of you to say so and as soon as I've finished masturbating I'll tell you.

                                He's going to tell us...he's going to tell us...

                                Not like that! Not like that!

                                I'll just tell you now so I can carry on in peace. Apparently some people didn't my "witty banter" quite so amusing and found it necessary to take my rep away from me. I'm singling Paul out because a) he's the main offender on here, notorious for taking a stern line and b) his (avatar) face makes me want to hit things. Also, come to think of it, he's here in a for-profit, professional capacity rather than the back-scratching reciprocal basis that is intended.

                                Also it's because I'm a big gay and haters gonna hate.*

                                Anyway, must crack on/off.

                                *This may not be true at all.

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