Manual 4you

[Llama God]

Re: Manual 4you

im off to bed its 11.15pm and ive got a crappy job to fit a duplex unit to a taskalfa colour in the morning so arrivederci

I am not off to bed, despite having a far crappier job removing and reinstalling ELP-NX from 3 machines whilst the moronic customers insist of continuing to print and then demand to know why it isn't working.

I hate customers me.

I'd also better point out at this juncture that I popped out to buy some milk and bacon and shit, that was not a pause whilst I relieved the frustrations of another day of silliness in the wonderful world of copiers. When I say wonderful, I really mean tedious and unfulfilling. A bit like the wife, it'd take a far bigger man/men than me to fill that great mound of abject nastiness.

[mrwho]

Re: Manual 4you

Copier techs don't die, they just develop onto something else...

(Made this one myself, it's not so bad... ish...)

[Llama God]

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Goodness gracious, look at all of that rep, I feel like a new man. Thank you all so much!

My lass is still hideous though, is there anything you can do to fix that fucker?

[mrwho]

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A bit like the wife, it'd take a far bigger man/men than me to fill that great mound of abject nastiness.

She doesn't come much to these parts does she?

Does she have an email address perhaps? >

[Llama God]

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Copier techs don't die, they just develop onto something else...

(Made this one myself, it's not so bad... ish...)

Maybe I will go to bed after all

[mrwho]

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I believe I'll go to bed too - Wife's calling and waving a pair of good arguments on why I should go to bed now...

Be back tomorrow to catch up on another 10 to 15 pages of nonsense!

Ta-da!

[Llama God]

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She doesn't come much to these parts does she?

Does she have an email address perhaps? >

rancidoldbaggage2@notmail.com

She's so hideous that when Hotmail saw her picture they closed her account.

If you're interested, rancidoldbaggage@hotmail.com was already taken...by my first wife.

[Llama God]

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I believe I'll go to bed too - Wife's calling and waving a pair of good arguments on why I should go to bed now...

Be back tomorrow to catch up on another 10 to 15 pages of nonsense!

Ta-da!

Lucky bastard, if my lass waved her arguments at me I'd need new windows.

Laters!

[Shadow1]

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OMG! I drop off McD's Wi-Fi after lunch to go fix a machine and drive home and it's 5 more pages of nothing!!!

The management is going to have... well, an Aneurysm when he gets the bill for additional storage, bandwidth, and e-mail notifications this thread is generating! LOL

Time to catch up... (isn't that multiquote button annoying)

for the princely sum of absolutely chuff all.

Hey! We use English here - what's this Limey you speak of?

No. You forgot the whipped cream, sprinkles, hot fudge, and chopped nuts.

I'm going to scratch my arse for a while, although I'm not altogether sure why.

STOLEN! I've got a customer and at least 1 tech I'm using this line on! LOL

I'll throw in a gourd...

...and another sharp turn.

Originally Posted by fixthecopier

Don't know about Camel...but, smoked goat is REAL GOOD..........Beaver is not bad....better than 'possum .
Maybe we need to move over to the Martha Thread .......

MMMmmm... Love eating beaver.... wait, what were we talking about again?

Not bad??? I love a bit of beaver.

See this is why I need to quit doing my job and just sit around in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

I just pictured the saddest scene in my mind: A bunch of techs around the world sitting in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.

I'm surely not the only one... am I?

Darn... Beat me to it... See this is why I need to quit doing my job and...

yep and all the emails notifications to everyone who has replied

Haven't gotten to my inbox yet...

As of now I'm having dinner while keeping an eye on this thread like a soccer mom eating diet shit while crying at the soap opera. If everyone's like me, the (really useful) remainder of the forums came to a screeching halt.

I've noticed the entire rest of the internet has slowed considerably - must be all the bandwidth this thread is eating up.

I'd also better point out at this juncture that I popped out to buy some milk and bacon and shit...

You forgot popcorn and beer.

Copier techs don't die, they just develop onto something else...

(Made this one myself, it's not so bad... ish...)

Er... Um... Yeah... That done it for me. Goodnight all.

[Llama God]

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OMG! I drop off McD's Wi-Fi after lunch to go fix a machine and drive home and it's 5 more pages of nothing!!!

The management is going to have... well, an Aneurysm when he gets the bill for additional storage, bandwidth, and e-mail notifications this thread is generating! LOL

Time to catch up... (isn't that multiquote button annoying)



Hey! We use English here - what's this Limey you speak of?



No. You forgot the whipped cream, sprinkles, hot fudge, and chopped nuts.



STOLEN! I've got a customer and at least 1 tech I'm using this line on! LOL



...and another sharp turn.



MMMmmm... Love eating beaver.... wait, what were we talking about again?



See this is why I need to quit doing my job and just sit around in front of the computer hitting "refresh" on this thread just to see what comes next.



Darn... Beat me to it... See this is why I need to quit doing my job and...



Haven't gotten to my inbox yet...



I've noticed the entire rest of the internet has slowed considerably - must be all the bandwidth this thread is eating up.



You forgot popcorn and beer.



Er... Um... Yeah... That done it for me. Goodnight all.

As the kids would say, lol.

[mrwho]

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good morning punters! I see we're all awake or awakening now, so let the giberish continue!

[mjarbar]

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I go home and it's on 13 pages - arrive at work and it's heading for 19. Must get the app for the phone.

Beaver or pie it's all good to me, I just stay away from strudel...

[fixthecopier]

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Wait, wut?? Is this thread about anything? Why are manhole covers round?

[mrwho]

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Wait, wut?? Is this thread about anything? Why are manhole covers round?

They are round so the covers won't fall inside the holes accidentally. Incidentally, I believe, in the name of equality between men and women, that we should call those "personhole covers".

[smokeetr]

And the bible said " all hole covers shall be named man" Rick James 3:16. Err wait I think it is Obama's faults that manhole covers are not square.

On the subject of food though, I am thinking some bacon wrapped venison sounds tasty. Wash that down with some Fat Tire.

And Paul can take away all of my rep and give me a million red cards cause I don't give two shits.