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  • Juxta5
    Technician

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    • Jul 2008
    • 65

    #1

    Bloody Knuckles

    Okay, this is a rant. I simply do not know how you guys do it. I'm just under 5'2" and am petite... petite = small hands. So I'm working on replacing some DFC sensors in a paper feed unit and I have to twist my finger into the shape of a pretzel, even with that I can barely get a grip on the tiny sensor & work it out of the 2 retaining slots... these pieces are accessible through a 3/4" gap in sheet metal, which of course just this moment cut into my skin. Through the years I've encountered eensy weensy springs that have to be fitted into tiny virtually invisible holes with only 1/4" working space to fit a pair of needle-nose into, feed wheels that perhaps only pixies can access (I opted to remove the whole assembly, then replace the feed wheel, meh), tiny 4 pin electrical clips; inaccessible set screws, c-clips, nuts & bolts.. and on and on. I guess one major claim to fame for repair people is that we figure ways around engineering/design oversights.
  • blackcat4866
    Master Of The Obvious

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    • Jul 2007
    • 22929

    #2
    Re: Bloody Knuckles

    I think of it as a blood sacrifice to the copier gods. I'm not superstitious about many things, but I do know that once the copier gods have been appeased by my blood sacrifice, the repair will be successful. I've come to look forward to that moment when I know the service call will go well. I know it sounds silly. =^..^=
    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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    • Zackuth
      Trusted Tech

      250+ Posts
      • Aug 2009
      • 448

      #3
      Re: Bloody Knuckles

      I have never thought a job was done successfully unless I left a bit of blood behind. Yep, throughout my 30+ years of working, every place I've worked has a DNA sample.
      If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

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      • gwaddle
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • May 2009
        • 782

        #4
        Re: Bloody Knuckles

        I like your pixies comment. I'm pretty sure that's who builds these things. Normal size humans would notice that there is a problem.
        I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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        • Shadow1
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          • Sep 2008
          • 1642

          #5
          Re: Bloody Knuckles

          Engineers need to be arrested and sentenced to work on their own products. I've also suspected some manufacturers hire people to file any exposed sheet metal in their units to a razor edge.
          73 DE W5SSJ

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          • Lagonda
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            • Aug 2008
            • 1649

            #6
            Re: Bloody Knuckles

            The next time you send parts back for a warranty claim include a severed finger, they might get the hint!
            At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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            • blackcat4866
              Master Of The Obvious

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              • Jul 2007
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              #7
              Re: Bloody Knuckles

              Originally posted by Lagonda
              The next time you send parts back for a warranty claim include a severed finger, they might get the hint!
              Can I send one of yours? It takes so long to grow them back. =^..^=
              If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
              1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
              2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
              3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
              4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
              5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

              blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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              • Lagonda
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                • Aug 2008
                • 1649

                #8
                Re: Bloody Knuckles

                Originally posted by blackcat4866
                Can I send one of yours? It takes so long to grow them back. =^..^=
                I've already donated

                Missing finger.jpg
                At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                • Shadow
                  PHD in Sh!t Disturbing

                  250+ Posts
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 455

                  #9
                  Re: Bloody Knuckles

                  if a machine of any brand has drawn blood from you, then you are now a certified technician. or just certifiable like the rest of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  $hit Happens - Deal with it and move on.....................................sigpic....................................Lock & Load

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                  • nmfaxman
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                    • Feb 2008
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                    #10
                    Re: Bloody Knuckles

                    This all still comes down to HIROSHIMA! NAGASAKI!Japanese way to get back at big fingered Americans.Why did they ever design the Minolta EP 410 fuser? HIROSHIMA!
                    Why do they call it common sense?

                    If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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                    • Shadow1
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                      • Sep 2008
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                      #11
                      Re: Bloody Knuckles

                      Originally posted by nmfaxman
                      This all still comes down to HIROSHIMA! NAGASAKI!Japanese way to get back at big fingered Americans.Why did they ever design the Minolta EP 410 fuser? HIROSHIMA!
                      LOL - Had a tech back when we worked on a lot of analog toshiba who would say things like that. Connector block for the drum ground would break and suck all the developer into the waste toner container (hopefully it would all fit anyway) and he'd put on a pretty good Japlish accent, "Ahhh... Special product for American people... Hiroshima Revenge!" *** Ricoh has done one better - ever notice the toner bottles say "Contents Partially Unknown" especially scary considering some of that toner is manufactured near the Fukushima reactor
                      73 DE W5SSJ

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                      • Lagonda
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                        • Aug 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: Bloody Knuckles

                        Originally posted by Shadow1
                        ......... some of that toner is manufactured near the Fukushima reactor
                        Now there's a new product line, Glow in the Dark Toner!!
                        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                        • Shadow1
                          Service Manager

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                          • Sep 2008
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                          #13
                          Re: Bloody Knuckles

                          Originally posted by Lagonda
                          Now there's a new product line, Glow in the Dark Toner!!
                          That would be funny if it wasn't such a distinct possibility...

                          The next new printing technology - MICR is old school... introducing RICR.

                          Radioactive
                          Ink
                          Character
                          Recognition.
                          73 DE W5SSJ

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                          • blackcat4866
                            Master Of The Obvious

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                            • Jul 2007
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                            #14
                            Re: Bloody Knuckles

                            Originally posted by Lagonda
                            I've already donated

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                            Ouch! I hate to tell you this, but that one isn't going to grow back. =^..^=
                            If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                            1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                            2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                            3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                            4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                            5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                            blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                            • seansbar
                              Trusted Tech

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                              100+ Posts
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 198

                              #15
                              Re: Bloody Knuckles

                              Originally posted by Shadow1
                              ever notice the toner bottles say "Contents Partially Unknown" especially scary ..... near the Fukushima reactor
                              I always thought that statement was referring to radioactivity, even before Fukushima.

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