I made a sign for the front door of my home, I decided to share it with you as a pdf so you can print it and put it on your front door.
Sign.pdf
Sign.pdf
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Notatechie - "I am trying, but I don't know how to go into Service Mode. If I just go in and press *then 2, than 8, then * it does not do anything."
SCREWTAPE - "Try harder.."
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Re: No soliciting
what no lawyers
and how about girl scouts saling coockies
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Local girl scouts know I'm good for at least $60 in cookies.... lawyers fall into the con man categoryNotatechie - "I am trying, but I don't know how to go into Service Mode. If I just go in and press *then 2, than 8, then * it does not do anything."
SCREWTAPE - "Try harder.."
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Re: No soliciting
Mine would say something like:
The hungry guard dogs have just been released.
For your sake, I hope you can run.
=^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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Re: No soliciting
I just use this one... Does the job quite well.
No Trespassing Violators will be shot survivors will be shot again.jpgCthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Re: No soliciting
Mine would read "Do you really want to meet the wife?"At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.Comment
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Re: No soliciting
Felix has drawn blood on a couple of occasions ...
Felix in the Tree.JPG
... but only mine. =^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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Re: No soliciting
Woooooow! Take a look at igi's avatar, it would send a much more threatening message to trespassers! A lion in leopard's skin! Message: Beware, Double Danger!Comment
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