Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?
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Re: Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?
Here's a link for your reference. Irony | What is the Definition of Irony? | Dictionary.comCthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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Re: Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?
Back when I went to preschool there was this girl on the bus who was making everyone upset and bugging everyone. The bus driver pipes up and asks the girl, "He what hand to do you wipe your butt with?"
Everyone is quiet and the girl takes a good long while to think about this and slowly raises her right hand.
Then the Bus driver quickly responds, "Oh the right hand, interesting, cause I normally use toilet paper."
Needless to say the bus seemed to be filled with the sanctity of unquenchable laughter!What's Brown and Sticky?
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Re: Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?
Back when I went to preschool there was this girl on the bus who was making everyone upset and bugging everyone. The bus driver pipes up and asks the girl, "He what hand to do you wipe your butt with?"
Everyone is quiet and the girl takes a good long while to think about this and slowly raises her right hand.
Then the Bus driver quickly responds, "Oh the right hand, interesting, cause I normally use toilet paper."
Needless to say the bus seemed to be filled with the sanctity of unquenchable laughter!
I only use one square of paper though.Comment
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Re: Anybody want to boost my Rep? Please?
"When you go to the bathroom and need to wipe, what do you do with the toilet paper? Are you a person who folds it up into neat little squares, or bunches it up and wipes with a wad of TP?"
It was really funny, and the reason behind asking this was a) for kicks, and b) to find out what kind of person they are. If they answered folding, one could logically assume they're a person who plans ahead and likes to know what they're doing and how much free space they'll have to do it, if they answered bunching it up, then it could be assumed that they would take more than they knew what to do with and just hope to not make a bigger mess...
Everyone always thought it was hilarious!Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?Comment
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