1. Working with a tech that thought he was the worlds best tech. Servicing a Panasonic that had black lines on copies so he says...stand back, let the master show you how it's done....he rebuilds the machine and when he wasn't looking I placed the "before" copy on the glass....He turns machine on and presses print and of course the copy comes out with the same lines...the look on his face was priceless.
2. We put fire crackers with wicks touching the separation corona in a Mita DC111 and told tech to test it because it was sold....platen glass moved halfway and machine exploded with smoke coming out....haha
3. Hottest day of the year, a tech didn't have air conditioning in his car, I turned dial to hot...so he drive across town and didn't realize until he got to customer's....he was soaked in sweat....lol
4. We had hired a guy on a rehabilitation program, he had arthritis that would flair up some days and he could barely turn his head some days...We emptied out a drawer of heavy steel tools and placed them in the bottom of his tool case....he managed to carry it to the car (grunting like moaning all the way) and into the customers office and didn't know until he opened the kit to see the extra payload...haha
5. I took some empty beer bottles and put them in a techs case and covered with a rag, he gets to customer's and grabs rag to clean machine only to look down at the beer bottles in his case...quickly trying to cover up
6. Another tech changed all of my radio preset stations to the Native Indian radio station
7. Once I placed a plastic spider on the bookkeeper's keyboard, we stood in the hall and waited but nothing happened so we sat at our benches out back...after 5 minutes we hear her scream, then we hear the receptionist scream, then we hear a customer scream....oops....that kinda back fired.....She took revenge and completely covered my car in shaving cream a week later
8. Once the other techs made a paper license plate for my car that said "I'm Gay" and taped it over my rear plate.....so I'm at the gas station right next to the office filling up and the gas attendant says "it sure takes a lot of courage for you to come out like that", I said what? he laughed and pointed out the gag to me
2. We put fire crackers with wicks touching the separation corona in a Mita DC111 and told tech to test it because it was sold....platen glass moved halfway and machine exploded with smoke coming out....haha
3. Hottest day of the year, a tech didn't have air conditioning in his car, I turned dial to hot...so he drive across town and didn't realize until he got to customer's....he was soaked in sweat....lol
4. We had hired a guy on a rehabilitation program, he had arthritis that would flair up some days and he could barely turn his head some days...We emptied out a drawer of heavy steel tools and placed them in the bottom of his tool case....he managed to carry it to the car (grunting like moaning all the way) and into the customers office and didn't know until he opened the kit to see the extra payload...haha
5. I took some empty beer bottles and put them in a techs case and covered with a rag, he gets to customer's and grabs rag to clean machine only to look down at the beer bottles in his case...quickly trying to cover up
6. Another tech changed all of my radio preset stations to the Native Indian radio station
7. Once I placed a plastic spider on the bookkeeper's keyboard, we stood in the hall and waited but nothing happened so we sat at our benches out back...after 5 minutes we hear her scream, then we hear the receptionist scream, then we hear a customer scream....oops....that kinda back fired.....She took revenge and completely covered my car in shaving cream a week later
8. Once the other techs made a paper license plate for my car that said "I'm Gay" and taped it over my rear plate.....so I'm at the gas station right next to the office filling up and the gas attendant says "it sure takes a lot of courage for you to come out like that", I said what? he laughed and pointed out the gag to me
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