Ok, time to be honest with ourselves. Here's the scene. You're feeling all smug because you never believed today would be the apocalypse. You're sitting out on your porch about midnight enjoying the beautiful night. A small meteor manages to get through the atmosphere and happens to hit your car smashing it to smithereens. Now be honest. What is going to be your first thought?
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Ahwwww f#ck?
Hans" Sent from my Intel 80286 using MS-DOS 2.0 "
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Of all the cars in the world, why mine?
Oh Fkn well.
Shit Happens! That is why they made the bumper sticker.Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?Comment
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Will my insurance cover this damage? How much can I sell the meteor for? (Meteors are worth a lot of money, but bigger the better)
PaulComment
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YAY, a new car...mine's a company car anyway LOLThere are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don'tComment
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What are the chances ... ? And I wasn't in the car! It's a good day. =^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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F@#k lost my car, shit gained a meteor $$$$$$$$Mystic Crystal RevelationsComment
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People actually pay to see the '88 Malibu that was hit by a rock? An outer space rock, sure, but a rock nonetheless.
I had an '82 Subaru that was smashed in a car wreck. Anyone want to pay to see the pix? Yeah, I didn't think so. =^..^=If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.
blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=Comment
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I don't mean to brag or anything, but this is like the 5th "end of the world" that I've survived. Maybe I should open up a boot camp, and give lessons on it...73 DE W5SSJComment
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Who would want me to stop driving?
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Meh, its only a mazda, lets see you smile now?
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Look up, and say, i am broke already the moment i took this job, you got anything else?Idling colour developers are not healthy developers.Comment
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