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  • gwaddle
    Senior Tech

    500+ Posts
    • May 2009
    • 782
    #1

    Happy birthday for me.

    It's my birthday, WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?
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    I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.
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    • Akitu
      Legendary Frost Spec Tech

      Site Contributor
      2,500+ Posts
      • Oct 2010
      • 2596
      #2
      Re: Happy birthday for me.

      Originally posted by gwaddle
      It's my birthday, WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?
      In the mail. The very same mail that contained my winning lottery ticket. I still haven't seen it yet!

      Happy barfday!
      Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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        • blackcat4866
          Master Of The Obvious

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          • Jul 2007
          • 22865
          #3
          Re: Happy birthday for me.

          Happy birthday! How many years? If over 18, how many times have you been 18? =^..^=
          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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            • Debs1964
              Service Manager

              1,000+ Posts
              • Oct 2010
              • 1687
              #4
              Re: Happy birthday for me.

              Didn't you get your present, I'm sure I sent it in plenty of time to arrive today
              Oh well, have a lovely birthday anyway x
              There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                • fixthecopier
                  ALIEN OVERLORD

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4714
                  #5
                  Re: Happy birthday for me.

                  Happy birthday. Remember you are only as old as the one you feel.
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                    • Debs1964
                      Service Manager

                      1,000+ Posts
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 1687
                      #6
                      Re: Happy birthday for me.

                      Originally posted by fixthecopier
                      Happy birthday. Remember you are only as old as the one you feel.
                      Is that why no-one feels me anymore, it makes them too old LOL
                      There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                        • Kidaver
                          Ghoulscout

                          500+ Posts
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 912
                          #7
                          Re: Happy birthday for me.

                          My bday is coming up in a few days...and when I saw the post...I have to share a tradition I do every year since I was 18 and into punk music....I listen to The Vandal's "It's my Birthday" and drink as many beers as I can during the song....
                          "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                            • nmfaxman
                              Service Manager

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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 1705
                              #8
                              Re: Happy birthday for me.

                              Coming in Saturday's Mail.
                              Why do they call it common sense?

                              If it were common, wouldn't everyone have it?

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                                • Akitu
                                  Legendary Frost Spec Tech

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                                  • Oct 2010
                                  • 2596
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                  Originally posted by nmfaxman
                                  Coming in Saturday's Mail.
                                  Your postman must hate you...
                                  Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                                    • gwaddle
                                      Senior Tech

                                      500+ Posts
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 782
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                      Originally posted by Debs1964
                                      Is that why no-one feels me anymore, it makes them too old LOL
                                      So many comments come to mind that would be SO inappropriate.
                                      I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                        • gwaddle
                                          Senior Tech

                                          500+ Posts
                                          • May 2009
                                          • 782
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                          Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                          Happy birthday! How many years? If over 18, how many times have you been 18? =^..^=
                                          59 and getting younger every day.
                                          I know I should be ashamed of myself. Strangely though, I am not.

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                                            • JSC
                                              Gimp

                                              500+ Posts
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 618
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                              Happy Birthday "Old Man"......Your long service gold toner bottle is on its way
                                              The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

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                                                • Iowatech
                                                  Not a service manager

                                                  2,500+ Posts
                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 3933
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                                  Originally posted by gwaddle
                                                  It's my birthday, WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?
                                                  If you accept stuff from us dopes in the popcorn gallery, I just gave you a like.
                                                  Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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                                                    • mrwho
                                                      Major Asshole!

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                                                      • Apr 2009
                                                      • 4305
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                                      Originally posted by Debs1964
                                                      no-one feels me anymore
                                                      That should be a felony!
                                                      ' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
                                                      Mascan42

                                                      'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
                                                      Ibid

                                                      I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!

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                                                        • Tonerbomb
                                                          AutoMajical Resolutionist

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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 2589
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Happy birthday for me.

                                                          Originally posted by Debs1964
                                                          Is that why no-one feels me anymore, it makes them too old LOL
                                                          They just don't know what their missing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                          Mystic Crystal Revelations

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