Manuals are for pussies
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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Speaking of Hummers:
Q: Why does a ______ Girl always smile at her wedding?
A: Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
You can fill in the blank with anything you want, Big, Blond, Jewish, Italian, Catholic, uptight...Comment
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' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
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Q: What's the difference between a bonus and a boner?
A: Your wife blows your bonus.
“I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim HawkinsComment
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Why is there so much much anti-female sentiment. You know, some of us women feel the same way about men, once they have the ring on our finger then it's all "wham, bang, thank you ma'am", and don't bother taking time to please anyone other than themselves. There's a good reason I'm single you know
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don'tComment
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Lies, damned lies! When I make love to my wife, when we're finished, I reach and hug her for a while because I know she likes it.Why is there so much much anti-female sentiment. You know, some of us women feel the same way about men, once they have the ring on our finger then it's all "wham, bang, thank you ma'am", and don't bother taking time to please anyone other than themselves. There's a good reason I'm single you know
Well, that and the remote is usually on her side's nightstand...Last edited by mrwho; 02-08-2013, 09:30 AM.' "But the salesman said . . ." The salesman's an asshole!'
Mascan42
'You will always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.'
Ibid
I'm just an ex-tech lurking around and spreading disinformation!Comment
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why do remotes feel so good, if they were sold in sex shops theyd be walkin out the doorComment
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I tried Paul. Customer called me to look at a Cannon plotter with an error code. I have never worked on one before. I pulled my NOTE 2 out and tried to google the code, but could not find it. I told the customer, "You may have to buy me a manual", thinking of Paul. Then he pointed to the cabinet beside the machine and ask "Is that one?" And there was the complete service manual printed and put in a binder. "Damn, you guys really raised the bar for the rest of those slackers who want their shit fixed. Compared to you, they aren't even trying." We will get em next time Paul!The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen HawkingComment
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Why is there so much much anti-female sentiment. You know, some of us women feel the same way about men, once they have the ring on our finger then it's all "wham, bang, thank you ma'am", and don't bother taking time to please anyone other than themselves. There's a good reason I'm single you know
My wife always complained that i never spoke to her whilst making love....there never was a phone handy...
Tip for the day; Treat every problem as your dog would.....If you cant eat it or f*ck it....then p*ss on it & walk away...Comment
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