The random thought thread

[TheBlueOrleans]

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Spaghetti.

That is all.

[SwisSeV]

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why doesn't someone invent coffee that give you good breath?

[NeoMatrix]

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why doesn't someone invent coffee that give you good breath?

Wouldn't that be called mouth wash.....? Albeit tasty mouth-wash....

In office :
Hey Betty! Can ya make me a hot-cuppa-mouth-wash? Thanks, your a darl....



Something odd about that...

[fixthecopier]

Re: The random thought thread

so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.
They're great for separating independent Clauses.

[SwisSeV]

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Wouldn't that be called mouth wash.....? Albeit tasty mouth-wash....

In office :
Hey Betty! Can ya make me a hot-cuppa-mouth-wash? Thanks, your a darl....



Something odd about that...

You're right, add caffeine and maybe a little food coloring to mouthwash and job done. You even catch a little buzz to get you all the way to that afternoon drink.

[SwisSeV]

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True story. Just moved into a new apartment this month. Never had TV before, I hooked it up and turned it on. Found out my X from highschool has a TV show. Went to bed feeling like the biggest loser in the world. Today I spent 2 hours trying to stop an old copy machine from squeaking. Life is a cruel mistress.

[Iowatech]

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Just ate the first ripe tomato from the garden.
Well, I suppose it is more of a tomato patch, as that's all I grow there.
Still, it was really tasty.
Also the raspberries are in season here too.
I mowed the lawn with the eighty five dollar riding mower this evening, it needs a new drive belt. D'oh.

[Iowatech]

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Heh (Perhaps NSFW)

[SwisSeV]

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Heh

The group was called disarm the police... Just what we need, cops showing up to a shooting with a nerf gun and wiffle bat.

[fixthecopier]

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Never criticize your husband's faults. It may be those little flaws that kept him from getting a better wife.

[TheBlueOrleans]

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Never criticize your husband's faults. It may be those little flaws that kept him from getting a better wife.

I would say the exact same thing, except about my wife. I make a conscious effort not to criticize her faults, for that very reason.

In the immortal words of Justin Furstenfeld (of Blue October) : "I can't believe you actually picked me."
Title: "Calling You", album: History For Sale

[Iowatech]

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Software/app terms of service funnies:
TOS agreements require giving up first born

https://boingboing.net/2010/04/16/video-game-shoppers.html

As always, open the links at your own peril.

[Iowatech]

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How to make a good password:

https://xkcd.com/936/

If you are to lazy to do that like I am most of the time, some six sided dice and the list from here will do:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/07/new-wordlists-random-passphrases

As always, open the links at your own peril.

[TheBlueOrleans]

Random Thought:

Just how in the hell does a VCare call get generated on an HP printer?!

[Iowatech]

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I've never seen the movie, but I'd guess this would be a surprise ending to some who have:
Feds move to seize 'Wolf of Wall Street' rights in 1MDB probe
As always, open the link at your own peril.