Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

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  • limo
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    • Jun 2008
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    Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

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  • igi
    Service Manager

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    • Apr 2009
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    #2
    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    hi
    please send me a picture of your machine

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    • Copier Addict
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      • Jul 2013
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      #3
      Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

      Originally posted by limo
      Comment on that or share stories.
      Apparently you have never had an orgasm. Or, at least, not a very good one. lol
      I like my job and fixing copiers, but, I love orgasms. haha

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      • Debs1964
        Service Manager

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        • Oct 2010
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        #4
        Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

        What a stupid statement LOL
        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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        • DWise
          Senior Tech

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          • Apr 2010
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          #5
          Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

          Who/what is Avery?
          Do for one what you wished you could do for everyone. - Andy Stanley

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          • Ctl-Alt-Del
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            • Jul 2006
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            #6
            Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

            Fixing anything related to office equipment is never better than an Orgasm, even if you fix it yourself (if you know what I mean)
            http://www.copytechnet.com/forums/me...09-Ctl-Alt-Del

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            • Copier Addict
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              #7
              Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

              Originally posted by DWise
              Who/what is Avery?
              Maybe that is the name of the copier he like so much.
              Perhaps he dresses it up and calls it Avery.

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              • Ollie1981
                Toner Monkey

                250+ Posts
                • Mar 2008
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                #8
                Honestly bud if you think fixing a copier is better than an orgasm then you are doing orgasms wrong.

                And if you are a dude, it's almost impossible to get orgasms wrong, unless you are into some freaky shit!

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                • fixthecopier
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                  • Apr 2008
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                  #9
                  Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                  I don't want to be the tech that has to go behind him and clean that machine.
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • igi
                    Service Manager

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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #10
                    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                    Originally posted by fixthecopier
                    I don't want to be the tech that has to go behind him and clean that machine.
                    i am more worried how do you explain this to the customer
                    '

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                    • fixthecopier
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                      #11
                      Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                      "Sir, the copier is down."
                      "What is wrong with it?"
                      "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
                      "Who could have done such a thing?"
                      "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
                      The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                      • Akitu
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                        • Oct 2010
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                        #12
                        Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                        Originally posted by fixthecopier
                        "Sir, the copier is down."
                        "What is wrong with it?"
                        "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
                        "Who could have done such a thing?"
                        "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
                        You've just won this thread. +50 internets for you.
                        Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                        • CompyTech
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                          #13
                          Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                          Originally posted by limo
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                          I'll just have the orgasm...

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                          • Debs1964
                            Service Manager

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                            #14
                            Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                            Originally posted by CompyTech
                            I'll just have the orgasm...
                            I very nearly said "I'll join you", but that would have sounded so wrong LOL
                            There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                            • Akitu
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                              #15
                              Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

                              Originally posted by Debs1964
                              I very nearly said "I'll join you", but that would have sounded so wrong LOL
                              Don't wanna give the wrong impression now...
                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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