Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

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  • Tricky
    Field Supervisor

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    • Apr 2009
    • 2620

    #16
    Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

    Originally posted by fixthecopier
    "Sir, the copier is down."
    "What is wrong with it?"
    "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
    "Who could have done such a thing?"
    "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."
    Customer : The engineer hasn't fixed it, he has booked a RTF whatever that is ?

    Call center : Thats a return to fuck....... oops

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    • johnyb
      Trusted Tech

      100+ Posts
      • Feb 2011
      • 167

      #17
      And some white toner standard ns on his trousers !
      Originally posted by fixthecopier:376755
      "Sir, the copier is down."
      "What is wrong with it?"
      "It appears to have been...MOLESTED!"
      "Who could have done such a thing?"
      "Well the repair tech just left with toner all over his mouth and hands, and a funny smile on his face."

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      • Lagonda
        Service Manager

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        • Aug 2008
        • 1649

        #18
        Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

        Well, this thread has just explained a mystery that has had me confused for the last 30 years, I always thought it was the customer that f****d the copier!
        At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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        • Lagonda
          Service Manager

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          • Aug 2008
          • 1649

          #19
          Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

          I might have just solved monday-morning-itus, just pop a viagara tablet and you'll be rearing to go!
          At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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          • fixthecopier
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            2,500+ Posts
            • Apr 2008
            • 4713

            #20
            Re: Fixing a m/c with avery difficult problem is sometimes better than an orgasm

            This who;e thing could have been avoided if someone had informed him that there is usually a wand provided to clean those led's, you don't have to use your own.
            The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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