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  • blsquires
    Trusted Tech

    Site Contributor
    250+ Posts
    • Nov 2008
    • 342
    #1

    [Funny] newbie check in

    this is how it works .look at your machine (just the covers) cant get it to work.
    join copytech .ask how to fix your problem in the newbie checkin page .
    do not under any cirumstances go to the forum where you can get advise from a tech who knows the machine.
    then sit back a while and think ,hold on I cant go on a website and ask my question in the correct forum .
    maybe that's why I cant fix the machine .
    Tags: back, ces, check, copy, page, website
    • emujo
      Field Supervisor

      2,500+ Posts
      • Jun 2009
      • 3009
      #2
      Re: newbie check in

      And don't forget about the 3rd worlder's looking for" Frimware" on their 1st post.
      If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

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        • Copier Addict
          Aging Tech

          Site Contributor
          10,000+ Posts
          • Jul 2013
          • 14360
          #3
          Re: newbie check in

          And don't forget to ask for a free manual. And maybe ask if anyone has some used consumables that you would buy to install in your machine. lol

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            • Kidaver
              Ghoulscout

              500+ Posts
              • Apr 2011
              • 912
              #4
              Re: newbie check in

              Also how to reset the counters.....
              "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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                • Akitu
                  Legendary Frost Spec Tech

                  Site Contributor
                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 2595
                  #5
                  Re: newbie check in

                  Then don't forget to bash the CAPTCHA system that has nothing to do with the website with posts written as if a six year old were typing them up.
                  Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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                    • HenryT2
                      Senior Tech

                      500+ Posts
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 962
                      #6
                      Re: newbie check in

                      And how to get a good quality print using generic toner .
                      "The Serenity Prayer" . . .
                      God grant me the serenity to accept stupid people , the courage to not waste my time and energy on them , and the wisdom to know that I cannot fix STUPID .

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                        • Athlontini
                          Trusted Tech

                          250+ Posts
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 269
                          #7
                          Re: newbie check in

                          Originally posted by blsquires
                          this is how it works .look at your machine (just the covers) cant get it to work.
                          join copytech .ask how to fix your problem in the newbie checkin page .
                          do not under any cirumstances go to the forum where you can get advise from a tech who knows the machine.
                          Wa-hey, that's exactly what I expected to see in this thread when I saw the title!

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                            • emujo
                              Field Supervisor

                              2,500+ Posts
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 3009
                              #8
                              Re: newbie check in

                              And my favorite, when you do get 1/2 dozen of our finest minds to come up with an answer, you never hear back from the poster with maybe a thanks, or yup, that did it. Emujo
                              If you don't see your question answered in the forum, please don't think it's OK to PM me for a personal reply...I do not give out firmware and/or manuals.

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                                • CompyTech
                                  Super Tech

                                  500+ Posts
                                  • Feb 2011
                                  • 706
                                  #9
                                  Re: newbie check in

                                  My machine is not working.. Whats wrong with it?

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                                    • daveyball
                                      Trusted Tech

                                      250+ Posts
                                      • May 2009
                                      • 314
                                      #10
                                      Re: newbie check in

                                      Originally posted by CompyTech
                                      My machine is not working.. Whats wrong with it?
                                      It's broke

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                                        • blackcat4866
                                          Master Of The Obvious

                                          Site Contributor
                                          10,000+ Posts
                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 22929
                                          #11
                                          Re: newbie check in

                                          "There was an error message ... "
                                          What did it say?
                                          "I don't know. It's working fine now."
                                          There don't appear to be any errors stored here.
                                          "Do you fix computers too? We can't get onto the internet."
                                          Could it have been a scanning problem?
                                          "Yeah, it was! How did you know?"

                                          =^..^=
                                          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                            • Akitu
                                              Legendary Frost Spec Tech

                                              Site Contributor
                                              2,500+ Posts
                                              • Oct 2010
                                              • 2595
                                              #12
                                              Re: newbie check in

                                              Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                              "There was an error message ... "
                                              What did it say?
                                              "I don't know. It's working fine now."
                                              There don't appear to be any errors stored here.
                                              "Do you fix computers too? We can't get onto the internet."
                                              Could it have been a scanning problem?
                                              "Yeah, it was! How did you know?"

                                              =^..^=
                                              That one never ceases to amaze me. I find myself mourning our good friend Common Sense every time it happens. R.I.P. old buddy!
                                              Cthulhu for president! Why settle for the lesser evil?

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