Copier Limericks

[fixthecopier]

I know it, I'm no poet but here goes...

There once was a tech named Mitt
He was lazy and couldn't fix shit
He bribed all his peers
By buying them beers
Then he went broke and he quit


There once was a tech named Sam
Who just didn't give a damn
His clients would flee
His boss couldn't see
Lazy techs put your ass in a jam

There once was a tech named Jack
The customers never wanted back
His machines never worked
He acted a jerk
But the boss wouldn't give him the sac


There once was a tech named Quinn
Other techs had to go where he had been
He worked all day long
Wouldn't admit he was wrong
The machine simply wasn't plugged in


There once was an ass named Joe
The companies money he would blow
He changed lots of parts
Claimed his craft was an art
And swore there was nothing he didn't know


There once was a tech named Bob
who was considered quite the slob
His machines were unclean
The worst you had seen
So now he's looking another job

[blackcat4866]

Re: Copier Limericks

Well you're definitely not a poet, but I know a couple of each.
Not bad. =^..^=

[sdrawkcab]

Re: Copier Limericks

I also do not have the poet gene.......but

Ahem




There was a technician called zaza
His posts were a little bizarre
One day while uploading Frim War
There was loud knocking at the door
It was Paul with a manual, what a star

[KapeKopyTek]

Re: Copier Limericks

Just for kicks,

He's called engineer, tech, or rep,
his real name though, is Bob,
With one hand holding a phone,
in front of a machine- alone,
asking some one else how to do his job.

[Iowatech]

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Lets see if this works:
A machine I once worked on was sad,
The document feeder was bad.
All the moving wires
should have died in some fires.
The end of that machine made me glad.
Nope, no good, sorry.

[SargeNZ]

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One Friday in recent time
fellow tech on the telephone line
He barked like a spaniel
Didn't take the damn manual
Alas for him, SC 899!

[igi]

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the copy machine was happy
untill it was touched by crappy.

crappy was tech that knew al there is
exept how to make machine happy

my 2-cents

ps i want leave my day job yet

[Lagonda]

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Alright I'm game! here's my two bobs worth.

The Japanese engineer said Ah so!
I've designed this copier just so
its footprints so slim
its hard to get in
But the field techs called him an arsehole!

[Lagonda]

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OK, up for another one?

The salesman promised it would
Print on cardboard, plastic and wood

What the hell have you been smoking?
It would jam in all likelihood!

[Lagonda]

Re: Copier Limericks

Ready for another one?

The Service Controller from hell
promises short response times only too well
Don't call her a bitch
'cos she's a real witch
and she'll shaft you with a bad spell.

[BLADE]

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this is called Thanks in Advance

Theres a website thats neat
For legends on the beat
Where techs ask why?
And wait the reply
Will it be R.T.F.M or F.O.A.D

[KapeKopyTek]

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Well done Lagonda!!!