Need help.

[Hansoon]

my machine not working pls give help thank u 4 help.

Hans

[Tonerbomb]

Re: Need help.

my machine not working pls give help thank u 4 help.

Hans

I tink you could fixzit if you had a manual, buy some parts from China and toner too.

Don't forget to get the worst recycle paper money can't buy......

[Lagonda]

Re: Need help.

Frimwar, frimwar, must do frimwar!!!!!
And if OEM frimwar doesn't work try some from a rival manufacturer.

[JR2ALTA]

Sounds like it could be the combobulator

[Tonerbomb]

Re: Need help.

I looked on Paul's site but I couldn't find any FRIMWAR..................

[Lagonda]

Re: Need help.

Are you a tech or an end user or worse, a salesman?

'cos if your a tech you should know better.
If your a end user stop being tight and put your hand deep in to your pocket and pay for a professional to fix it.
If your a salesman.......har har har har!!!! got you by the short 'n curlies, ar$eh0%e!

[Tonerbomb]

Re: Need help.

my machine not working pls give help thank u 4 help.

Hans

Have U fitted it to wurkin conditin yet?

Thier is plente of hep here!!!!!!!!

[Phrag]

Re: Need help.

for pleasings add more details of your problem. Then only we can help.

You should frimware for first. Usually is bad.

Har har anyway. Modify inkjet of mine never bad. colour is so cheap, and it never breaks!

[fixthecopier]

Re: Need help.

my machine not working pls give help thank u 4 help.

Hans

My guess would be that the spyware installed by the NSA is having a conflict with the spyware installed by the CIA. Neither of those work well with the stuff put in your machine by the Chinese or the Russians. Their spyware doesn't trust each other, but seem to team up against the American spyware. If you have updated anything lately, you may have unknowingly added spyware from the FBI, the TSA, The Postal Service, the FDA, Exxon, Monsanto and the Church of Scientology. If this is the case, you may need a larger HDD to handle it all.

[Phrag]

Re: Need help.

My guess would be that the spyware installed by the NSA is having a conflict with the spyware installed by the CIA. Neither of those work well with the stuff put in your machine by the Chinese or the Russians. Their spyware doesn't trust each other, but seem to team up against the American spyware. If you have updated anything lately, you may have unknowingly added spyware from the FBI, the TSA, The Postal Service, the FDA, Exxon, Monsanto and the Church of Scientology. If this is the case, you may need a larger HDD to handle it all.

My copier is wrapped in tin foil. So none of that can happen. It tends to get a bit warm.

[Hansoon]

Re: Need help.

I looked on Paul's site but I couldn't find any FRIMWAR..................

Paul? Paul the Manual Pusher?... u think he will helb me with machine? ....can i get frimwar 4 free?....also i must have manual 4 free quick. plz helb hurry.

Hans

[slimslob]

Re: Need help.

I tink you could fixzit if you had a manual, buy some parts from China and toner too.

Don't forget to get the worst recycle paper money can't buy......

China parts not are good. Best u get parts Iran. When enough people near machine it then explode kill them all. Company then another one buy.

[emujo]

Re: Need help.

Helo, Plze deers forgive me my languages. Someones plze to email me the frimwares for my conicamineolta. I live in middle of dessert and no ones wil come out to help mee. I is trained conicamineolta technizin, but for some rezon I don't have access to compny website for downloads of frimwarz and service manwellz. I have nothing of any values to trade for this informations, but pleez, we are all doing same jobs and should very much want too help a fellowe technizina out. Pleze send to dessertratzcopierrepariz@youwillnowbespammedforete rnity.com

[CompyTech]

Re: Need help.

Preaze. I Loud the toner. It can is good but now the macheen do not it work.

Preaze need the frimwire for halp. K Preaze tanks.

[DWise]

Re: Need help.

Tech say my paper full of moisture, how long should I microwave it? I need answer now.