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  • JustManuals
    Field Supervisor

    5,000+ Posts
    • Jan 2006
    • 9838
    #16
    Re: Need help.

    Originally posted by Hansoon
    Paul? Paul the Manual Pusher?... u think he will helb me with machine? ....can i get frimwar 4 free?....also i must have manual 4 free quick. plz helb hurry.

    Hans
    I've got all the frimware you need and the manuals to go with it. I used to have that domain name: ManualPusher. I let it go, it was getting too expensive to keep. Hans, nothing is for free. Everybody pays one way or another. I'm just a small fish in a big sea. But I appreciate the support I get here.

    Paul
    Last edited by JustManuals; 03-10-2014, 09:10 PM. Reason: typo, I'm anal about that kind of thing.

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      • Kidaver
        Ghoulscout

        500+ Posts
        • Apr 2011
        • 912
        #17
        Re: Need help.

        Clean the F&#king slit glass!!!
        "In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it."

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          • michaelc
            Field Tech

            Site Contributor
            500+ Posts
            • Mar 2011
            • 590
            #18
            Re: Need help.

            Originally posted by emujo
            Helo, Plze deers forgive me my languages. Someones plze to email me the frimwares for my conicamineolta. I live in middle of dessert and no ones wil come out to help mee. I is trained conicamineolta technizin, but for some rezon I don't have access to compny website for downloads of frimwarz and service manwellz. I have nothing of any values to trade for this informations, but pleez, we are all doing same jobs and should very much want too help a fellowe technizina out. Pleze send to dessertratzcopierrepariz@youwillnowbespammedforete rnity.com

            Respect for the effort.
            It didn't say that I couldn't do it in the manual.

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              • blackcat4866
                Master Of The Obvious

                Site Contributor
                10,000+ Posts
                • Jul 2007
                • 23006
                #19
                Re: Need help.

                Sorry to dampen the fun gentlemen, but not all posters with poor English language skills are also cheapskates, expecting everything on the inter-webs to be free, or idiots.

                Somehow the language connection offends me. I don't speak any French, German, Portuguese, Chinese, or Swahili (only one language in point of fact), so anyone with the beginnings of a second language is head and shoulders above me.

                I'll jump right in for the give-me-for-free idiots, but drop the language skills reference. =^..^=
                If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                  • Lagonda
                    Service Manager

                    Site Contributor
                    1,000+ Posts
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1649
                    #20
                    Re: Need help.

                    Originally posted by blackcat4866
                    Sorry to dampen the fun gentlemen, but not all posters with poor English language skills are also cheapskates, expecting everything on the inter-webs to be free, or idiots.

                    Somehow the language connection offends me. I don't speak any French, German, Portuguese, Chinese, or Swahili (only one language in point of fact), so anyone with the beginnings of a second language is head and shoulders above me.

                    I'll jump right in for the give-me-for-free idiots, but drop the language skills reference. =^..^=
                    With you there BC.
                    At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                      • Debs1964
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 1690
                        #21
                        Re: Need help.

                        Originally posted by blackcat4866
                        Somehow the language connection offends me
                        Thank you, I was offended by that too
                        There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary maths and those who don't

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                          • michaelc
                            Field Tech

                            Site Contributor
                            500+ Posts
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 590
                            #22
                            Re: Need help.

                            It was a A for effort. I do not dispute the fact hat people try to post in a language they don't know. I would use google or something to translate for me. I was commenting on the effort made in the post. Still tho I can not help if something makes me laugh.
                            It didn't say that I couldn't do it in the manual.

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                              • slimslob
                                Retired

                                Site Contributor
                                25,000+ Posts
                                • May 2013
                                • 37469
                                #23
                                Re: Need help.

                                Originally posted by blackcat4866
                                Sorry to dampen the fun gentlemen, but not all posters with poor English language skills are also cheapskates, expecting everything on the inter-webs to be free, or idiots.

                                Somehow the language connection offends me. I don't speak any French, German, Portuguese, Chinese, or Swahili (only one language in point of fact), so anyone with the beginnings of a second language is head and shoulders above me.

                                I'll jump right in for the give-me-for-free idiots, but drop the language skills reference. =^..^=
                                Originally posted by michaelc
                                It was a A for effort. I do not dispute the fact hat people try to post in a language they don't know. I would use google or something to translate for me. I was commenting on the effort made in the post. Still tho I can not help if something makes me laugh.
                                BC remember this is Rants, Raves, and Everything Else.

                                I frequently find that those who try to post in what little English they know are easier to understand than those who use google translate or some other translator. When they have to use a translate program, they are usually not able to review what they are posting. They also might have to use a translate program to read back what is replied. In an actual problem thread, I like to be as precise as I can in answering. If I am not certain what the poster is asking, I wait until a few others have replied and then I can more correctly understand the problem. The better wording we use, the better we help the original poster both with the problem and sometimes a better understanding of the language.

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                                  • igi
                                    Service Manager

                                    1,000+ Posts
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 1507
                                    #24
                                    Re: Need help.

                                    easy fault
                                    1-switch of and on,if still does not work
                                    2-plug in the plug on the wall,if still does not work
                                    3-buy a MANUAL

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                                      • Hansoon
                                        Field Supervisor

                                        Site Contributor
                                        2,500+ Posts
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 3380
                                        #25
                                        Re: Need help.

                                        *sigh*

                                        I really didn't intend to offend people who have only limited skills in English language. English is not my mother tongue so my posts will be often clunky too.

                                        I am just irritated that sometimes posters here obviously do not make any efforts to make up a proper understandable post with all information needed such as machine type and a detailed description of the problem.

                                        Also I hate when people are too lazy to write in understandable language. Don't come me with: 4 u (for you) plz (please) ty (thank you) etc. etc. Those texting abbreviations and acronyms do not belong in a forum and furthermore do I consider it as not polite to leave out capitals and punctuation. The only allowable for me would be BTW and WTF.

                                        JMHO

                                        Hans
                                        Last edited by Hansoon; 03-11-2014, 08:47 AM.
                                        “Sent from my Intel 80286 using MS-DOS 2.0”

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                                          • Lagonda
                                            Service Manager

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                                            1,000+ Posts
                                            • Aug 2008
                                            • 1649
                                            #26
                                            Re: Need help.

                                            Originally posted by Hansoon
                                            *sigh*



                                            Also I hate when people are too lazy to write in understandable language. Don't come me with: 4 u (for you) plz (please) ty (thank you) etc. etc. Those texting abbreviations and acronyms do not belong in a forum and furthermore do I consider it as not polite to leave out capitals and punctuation. The only allowable for me would be BTW and WTF.

                                            JMHO

                                            Hans
                                            Hear hear Hans,
                                            We just had a visit from some heavyweights from Hewlett Packard and every forth word was an acronym. Since they didn't come with a translation hand book I haven't a clue what the meeting was about.

                                            Did enjoy the humour that was intended in your original post but got a little uncomfortable about deriding people who's first language isn't English even though I'm one of the most politically incorrect people around here.
                                            Yes, we are happy to make a stab at what your mangulated English meant but it would be easier if we had at least a make and model.
                                            At least 50% of IT is a solution looking for a problem.

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                                              • Hansoon
                                                Field Supervisor

                                                Site Contributor
                                                2,500+ Posts
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 3380
                                                #27
                                                Re: Need help.

                                                got a little uncomfortable about deriding people who's first language isn't English
                                                That wasn't my intention at all. Sorry when it came over like that. How could I? My own use of English is far from perfect but I do at least my best to improve. I take the time to make my posts and reread them before posting to be sure to avoid mistakes as much as possible.

                                                Hans
                                                “Sent from my Intel 80286 using MS-DOS 2.0”

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                                                  • blackcat4866
                                                    Master Of The Obvious

                                                    Site Contributor
                                                    10,000+ Posts
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 23006
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Need help.

                                                    Understood. =^..^=
                                                    If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
                                                    1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
                                                    2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
                                                    3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
                                                    4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
                                                    5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

                                                    blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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                                                      • Hansoon
                                                        Field Supervisor

                                                        Site Contributor
                                                        2,500+ Posts
                                                        • Sep 2007
                                                        • 3380
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Need help.

                                                        Thanks Cat.

                                                        Hans
                                                        “Sent from my Intel 80286 using MS-DOS 2.0”

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                                                          • Hansoon
                                                            Field Supervisor

                                                            Site Contributor
                                                            2,500+ Posts
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 3380
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Need help.

                                                            This just came in, see what I mean?

                                                            http://www.copytechnet.com/forums/showthread.php/86710-problem-in-test-page

                                                            http://www.copytechnet.com/forums/showthread.php/86711-problem-in-black-gradtion

                                                            Hans
                                                            “Sent from my Intel 80286 using MS-DOS 2.0”

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