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  • fixthecopier
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    • Apr 2008
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    I think they were high...

    Last Sunday, while driving back from my weekly visit with my mother, I was listening to a comedian on XM and it hit me. My customers have been smoking weed! I can't remember who was on or what the joke was, but that thought popped into my head and stayed there. It all makes sense now. Think about it. In a perfect world for techs, the customer is sharp, reads the user manual and remembers all he or she was taught in the demo. Service calls are routine maintenance or the rare failure of a system, never the fault of your wise end user.

    Now think of all the service calls you do that do not fall into those categories. The ones where you show up and are amazed by what has generated the call or disabled the machine. The ones where you want to yell, are you that fucking stupid. Now think of Fast Times At Ridgemont High Remember Sean Penn as Spicoli? Now picture him as the POC at all your dumb service calls. It makes more sense. Lets look at some of my classics.

    Me..."There's fucking charcoal in the toner bottle!" "You cut open a water filter and poured charcoal in my toner bottle!"
    Spicoli..."Whoa dude, we were trying to make a bong out of that plastic bottle and thought we found a toner stash"


    Me..."There's a goddamn coat hanger stuck in the gears of the copier."
    Spicoli..."We just cleaned it and were going to hang it up to dry"

    Me..."The reason the change toner message won't go away, is that you put black in, and the screen is clearly asking for yellow"
    Spicoli..."There's more than one color in that machine??" [in this one, that is actually what the Sargent said to me]

    Me..."Did you just say that you melted a plastic page protector in my machine trying to make a transparency?"
    Spicoli..."Chill out dude, I picked most of it out with my roach clips"

    It doesn't make the calls any less dumb, but there is now a logical reason, kind of. And if they would save me a hit, I would chill out!
    The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking
  • Tonerbomb
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    • Feb 2005
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    Re: I think they were high...

    how 'bout this one from my early day's of color machines. Call = colors look bad. When I arrived the color was terrible, couldn 't even calibrate the machine. As I took the inner front cover off, one of the customers over my shoulder notices " look Carol there's 2 pink's in the machine!" yeah they installed a magenta instead of yellow. It meant another 80 miles round trip to get new developer....................
    Mystic Crystal Revelations

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    • blackcat4866
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      • Jul 2007
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      Re: I think they were high...

      Originally posted by Tonerbomb
      how 'bout this one from my early day's of color machines. Call = colors look bad. When I arrived the color was terrible, couldn 't even calibrate the machine. As I took the inner front cover off, one of the customers over my shoulder notices " look Carol there's 2 pink's in the machine!" yeah they installed a magenta instead of yellow. It meant another 80 miles round trip to get new developer....................
      Yeah, I had one of those. Here's the explanation: " ... but it wouldn't run with it out of magenta ... and we only had a cyan ...and we really had to have the prints. Why do all the prints look purple?"

      By the way Kyocera insists you cannot insert the wrong toner. After all, it's keyed.
      I suppose it depends on how persistent (ly stupid) your enduser is. =^..^=
      If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
      1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
      2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
      3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
      4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
      5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

      blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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      • atwageman
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        • Jun 2007
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        #4
        Re: I think they were high...

        Originally posted by blackcat4866
        Yeah, I had one of those. Here's the explanation: " ... but it wouldn't run with it out of magenta ... and we only had a cyan ...and we really had to have the prints. Why do all the prints look purple?"

        By the way Kyocera insists you cannot insert the wrong toner. After all, it's keyed.
        I suppose it depends on how persistent (ly stupid) your enduser is. =^..^=
        Its like anything else in life...........nothing can be idiot proofed, society will always produce a better idiot.

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        • fixthecopier
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          Re: I think they were high...

          Originally posted by atwageman
          Its like anything else in life...........nothing can be idiot proofed, society will always produce a better idiot.

          Idiot or thinker?....

          This all reminded me of a true tale that occurred maybe 7 or 8 years ago. I use this tale as an example of the difference between a regular solider and a special ops soldier. This is from when I had both contracts on base. I am sure I have told this before, so , sorry for the repeat.

          I had a call for a work order on a copier in the head quarters for the 18th Airborne Corp. After completing the copier call, one of the people with me ask for a.""While you are here"While you are here, can you look at the colonels printer, it's making a grinding noise. The printer was an HP color 4500, with the carousel toner rack. I turned it on and it made a horrible noise. I began removing all the supplies and checking everything. Carousel moves freely. I begin re installing everything. When i get to the last toner slot, it says yellow, I am holding a black. a quick check a quick look says the black is already in. I ask who changed it and ask the explain how hp put these idiot tabs on each cartridge in case you missed the large color stripe on the flap that should match the color of the cartridge, and forcing it in caused the grinding.

          About a month later, at the 8th Psyop Battalion war room, i had a call on the same model printer. No grinding, just poor print quality. I went through the same procedure, inspecting everything. Finding nothing wrong, I re installed the supplies and at the end found myself in that same predicament. I have a slot for cyan, and i am holding a black. Of course there was a black in the correct slot. But there was no grinding noise, why? The special ops person who changed it, upon finding that pesky tab interfering with his mission, pulled out a tool and snapped that bitch off. Problem solved.

          That is an example of one of the many skills that make a special ops soldier, special.

          For those wondering why I didn't notice when removing the cartridge, in the first instance, 2 or 3 people were talking to me while I was doing it. In the second case, there was a very attractive major in the room talking to me.
          The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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          • Tonerbomb
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            Re: I think they were high...

            Originally posted by blackcat4866
            Yeah, I had one of those. Here's the explanation: " ... but it wouldn't run with it out of magenta ... and we only had a cyan ...and we really had to have the prints. Why do all the prints look purple?"

            By the way Kyocera insists you cannot insert the wrong toner. After all, it's keyed.
            I suppose it depends on how persistent (ly stupid) your enduser is. =^..^=
            Ricoh also said it wasn't possible..........................
            Mystic Crystal Revelations

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            • KapeKopyTek
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              • Nov 2013
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              #7
              Re: I think they were high...

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