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  • redime

    #46
    Originally posted by djbass
    My most memorable though was my first day as a trainee copier tech. I had moved a machine while I was working on it so that the sorter was sitting under a low laying bench top. Forgetting to move it back to its original position I switched the machine on to test it and watched in horror as all 20 bins smashed themselves into the bench top one after the other.
    Oh man, I can not stop laughing!

    When I was training, I made it a rule of mine not to touch anything the other guy didnt have a replacement for...

    "Do you have one of these?"

    "no"

    I wouldnt touch it

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    • redime

      #47
      What about biggest "ouch" ???

      This happened to me just before I became a tech, I was working in setup.delivery and one of the jobs was taking all the old stripped out equipment that we had no use for and dump them at a metal scrap recycler. It was around noon, I had been fed up all day with a co-worker who was lazy as sh*t, so I was sticking to myself mainly, loading the truck up with old copiers, finishers, faxes, whatever. We order pizza and the guys just sit down to eat it, and I tell em ill be right there just one more finisher.

      I grab a monster side mount - stand up konica minolta finisher and throw it up onto the pile. Starts to come back down, I put my hands up to stop it (the wheels are coming towards me) I push it back up and walk off the truck. Im thinking, jesus im hot... I look down, nope not sweat - its blood, pouring from my arm. I turn it to look at it, and I can see my bone! I was extremely calm - hey I didnt feel anything other then banging my elbow like when you whack your funny bone, why freak out now? I grab the cut with my nasty disgusting work glove and hold my arm above my head and tell the guys all calm who are now stuffing their faces with food "Hey I need to go get stitches" - our parts guy didnt believe me, needless to say he lost his lunch when I proved to him I needed to go.

      Heres my ghetto stitches... You know its bad when the nurse in the emergency room takes a look at it, and runs away and doesnt come back into the room until you are stitched up.



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      • Jimbo1
        Senior Tech

        500+ Posts
        • Mar 2008
        • 845

        #48
        Stitches!!!!

        Ding, ding, ding!!!


        We have a winner!!!!


        Sorry bout that man!!

        "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

        Cdr. William Riker

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        • mjarbar

          #49
          Originally posted by banginbishop
          Ok - anybody who has NOT split their pants when bending over in a customers?

          I've done it to many times and yes i think i've put on a little bit of weight since sitting in a car since 1992 and eating fast food on the go!
          I thought this was a pre-requisite to calling yourself a technician!!

          I didn't do this myself - honest - but a work mate of mine managed to arc out an iR5000 drum while the machine was turned off and disconnected from the power supply. To this day we still don't know how.

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          • junior
            Technician
            • Sep 2008
            • 13

            #50
            I've only been in the field for a month or so, but I did kill a mfp board on a konica minolta bz 180 that i was overhauling in the shop. I went to blow out the machine and over spun the power supply cooling fan apparantly killing the board. It had to be done that day luckily we had a parts machine in the back.

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            • Baphomet
              Copier Technician

              250+ Posts
              • Aug 2008
              • 293

              #51
              Having just finding this thread I thought I would chime in.

              I went on a call a few years ago to service a Lanier 5622 (AF1022 in Ricohland) in a busy doctors office. I had never been to the call before, but could see the machine in the reception area and asked one of the many people working there what the issue was with the copier. I was told that the CQ really looked bad and it was always jamming. A quick inspection showed the issues from a nasty fuser. So I spend a while rebuilding the fuser with all new parts and cleaning the inside of the machine and checking everything else. My pager indicated the machine was under a service agreement so I spared no expense.

              After the call was complete, I finally was able to contact the person who called in the service call to sign my service ticket. It was then that the customer told me that I had worked on the wrong machine, that the one they called in for service was the same model but in the back of the building. Not only that, but the copier I spent all that time and money on was under contract by one of our competitors and not even in our system in order for me to clear time or parts against.

              What a mess. But I learned never to assume anything and to ALWAYS speak to the person who placed the service call FIRST.

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              • cucuklotz
                Senior Tech

                Site Contributor
                500+ Posts
                • Mar 2007
                • 611

                #52
                Minolta EP 510

                I jumped the thermo fuse with a PAPER CLIP AND HANDED CUSTOMER THE BILL WHICH HE PROMPTLY PAID, AS iM WALKING OUT CUSTOMER ASKS ME IF i SMELL SMOKE,AND AS I LOOK THE COPIER IS SMOKING UP A STORM.THE FUSER ROLLERS(THE OLD STYLE WHITE SILICON ONES) ARE COMPLETELY MELTED DOWN TO THE METAL.
                tHAT REALLY STUNK.

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                • vincent64
                  Trusted Tech

                  250+ Posts
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 382

                  #53
                  Company slogan

                  Thinking of getting company to get a slogan.

                  You dont have to be crazy to work here.....WE WILL TRAIN YOU

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                  • redime

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Baphomet
                    Having just finding this thread I thought I would chime in.

                    I went on a call a few years ago to service a Lanier 5622 (AF1022 in Ricohland) in a busy doctors office. I had never been to the call before, but could see the machine in the reception area and asked one of the many people working there what the issue was with the copier. I was told that the CQ really looked bad and it was always jamming. A quick inspection showed the issues from a nasty fuser. So I spend a while rebuilding the fuser with all new parts and cleaning the inside of the machine and checking everything else. My pager indicated the machine was under a service agreement so I spared no expense.

                    After the call was complete, I finally was able to contact the person who called in the service call to sign my service ticket. It was then that the customer told me that I had worked on the wrong machine, that the one they called in for service was the same model but in the back of the building. Not only that, but the copier I spent all that time and money on was under contract by one of our competitors and not even in our system in order for me to clear time or parts against.

                    What a mess. But I learned never to assume anything and to ALWAYS speak to the person who placed the service call FIRST.
                    Oh man that sucks! We have ID stickers on all our machines, and if its something they didn't purchase from us but still want us to service it its in the system and we have to verify the serial number if theres no identification on the machine.

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                    • cucuklotz
                      Senior Tech

                      Site Contributor
                      500+ Posts
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 611

                      #55
                      One more oopsy

                      I was servicing a sharp 8600(Old metal piece of junk of a machine) when I leaned on table with my hand,the table collapsed and the machine came crashing down on its side.the guides in the machine were all bent accordian style,and of course the waste container had spilled toner the entire lenth of the room(about 40 feet) on a finely shined granite floor.I was dripping buckets of sweat off my entire body,when the customer walked back in room,screaming "MY FLOOR,MY FLOOR".That was the least of the problems

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                      • prntrfxr
                        Service Manager

                        1,000+ Posts
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 1627

                        #56
                        Having just finding this thread I thought I would chime in.

                        I went on a call a few years ago to service a Lanier 5622 (AF1022 in Ricohland) in a busy doctors office. I had never been to the call before, but could see the machine in the reception area and asked one of the many people working there what the issue was with the copier. I was told that the CQ really looked bad and it was always jamming. A quick inspection showed the issues from a nasty fuser. So I spend a while rebuilding the fuser with all new parts and cleaning the inside of the machine and checking everything else. My pager indicated the machine was under a service agreement so I spared no expense.

                        After the call was complete, I finally was able to contact the person who called in the service call to sign my service ticket. It was then that the customer told me that I had worked on the wrong machine, that the one they called in for service was the same model but in the back of the building. Not only that, but the copier I spent all that time and money on was under contract by one of our competitors and not even in our system in order for me to clear time or parts against.

                        What a mess. But I learned never to assume anything and to ALWAYS speak to the person who placed the service call FIRST.
                        I dont know anything about out those machines are set-up, but I think I'd have swapped the fuser out of that one with the one out back, at the least if possible. Then at least you'd have gotten full mileage out of the fuser. Man that bites. That would have been one of those calls that would have made my day...not.
                        Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".

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                        • paulg
                          Trusted Tech

                          250+ Posts
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 278

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Baphomet
                          Having just finding this thread I thought I would chime in.

                          I went on a call a few years ago to service a Lanier 5622 (AF1022 in Ricohland) in a busy doctors office. I had never been to the call before, but could see the machine in the reception area and asked one of the many people working there what the issue was with the copier. I was told that the CQ really looked bad and it was always jamming. A quick inspection showed the issues from a nasty fuser. So I spend a while rebuilding the fuser with all new parts and cleaning the inside of the machine and checking everything else. My pager indicated the machine was under a service agreement so I spared no expense.

                          After the call was complete, I finally was able to contact the person who called in the service call to sign my service ticket. It was then that the customer told me that I had worked on the wrong machine, that the one they called in for service was the same model but in the back of the building. Not only that, but the copier I spent all that time and money on was under contract by one of our competitors and not even in our system in order for me to clear time or parts against.

                          What a mess. But I learned never to assume anything and to ALWAYS speak to the person who placed the service call FIRST.
                          Been there and done that.

                          Sometimes in the end it works well for you and your company. In one location a dealer had a model my company also services. One of our techs was directed to the machine by accident and in a few mintues had cleared up a ongoing fault that the other company were repeatdly coming out to. We ended up servicing the machine, which was after a year or so upgraded by us!

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                          • claudioterrible
                            no mercy...

                            50+ Posts
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 96

                            #58
                            funny

                            the company had rented an 5840 ricoh to the french embassy ,they moved the machine and they put it just under a heat detector and runned a lot of copies ,when they finnished the copies the fire alarm began to sound ,the french soldiers came inside the room dressed in fireman suit ,with extinguishers in their hands...all the room(with the machine included!) and ..i guess i dont need to explain more!!!!!!!!

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                            • Shadow1
                              Service Manager

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                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1642

                              #59
                              Shorted across the power filter in an old Lanier (Toshiba) machine and blew a breaker - not fun by itself, but their server rack was on the other side of the wall where the machine was plugged in... and wired to the same breaker.
                              73 DE W5SSJ

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                              • Juxta5
                                Technician

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                                50+ Posts
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 65

                                #60
                                Hazards of long hair

                                I've only had a couple of toner spills so far so I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

                                But about 7 years ago I was working on the delivery system of a Standard bookletmaker. It takes the collated pages, guillotine folds the pages as it staples them and delivers them through rollers ultimately into the trimmer unit.

                                The problem was that the rollers were delivering the booklets crookedly, thus cutting crooked. I disabled the shut-off switch on the protective cover so I could operate the guillotine fold/rollers and watch where I needed to make the adjustment so that it would feed straight. As I stuck my head in close to watch, my hair became caught in the rollers. My hair started pulling my head in close to the guillotine fold & I yelled for help. People were so freaked out that they just watched and didn't turn the machine off. So I just yanked my head real hard and pulled a handful of my hair out.

                                Stupid, stupid, stupid. Never did that again.

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