We have a daily joke, how about industry pictures?

[Iowatech]

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As .gif format files can't be uploaded and I don't have a program to convert them to .jpg format, you'll need to use this link. As always, open it at your own peril.

[Dennis Wood]

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Slight paper curl and customer's view of doc feeder.

[NeoMatrix]

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Slight paper curl and customer's view of doc feeder.

There is a couple of straight sheets on top, what's all fuss ...

The big scary teeth reminds me of when my kids were only toddlers.
Using a black texture pen I would paint scary teeth on all their bedroom power points; to stop the little blighters from poking objects in the slots.
It worked very well. We never had power point plastic insert protectors in those days.

The power companies should provide scary teeth stickers to place over the power points to warn the kids off.

Anyone want a marketing idea? Use the above idea as you want.

[Lagonda]

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Wow, there is some IT goons out there with a sense of humour!
They must be almost human.

[KenB]

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Wow, there is some IT goons out there with a sense of humour!
They must be almost human.

They must be new.

Give them time...they will ultimately defect to the Dark Side.

[NeoMatrix]

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Wow, there is some IT goons out there with a sense of humour!
They must be almost human.

Sounds omenous........
Hands off the copier. Might have been contagion loose in the office.

Every one happy with the clap...?

I.T. appear politically incorrect on this one.

What happens with one-armed Harry.....?

[Copier Addict]

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As .gif format files can't be uploaded and I don't have a program to convert them to .jpg format, you'll need to use this link. As always, open it at your own peril.

You can use MS Paint to convert GIF (picture) formats files to JPEG. Won't work for GIF animated files, so if that is what you wanted to do please disregard this post.

[Lagonda]

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What happens with one-armed Harry.....?

I was wondering what on earth a one armed person could do around an office then suddenly realised he must be a shorthand typist

[Lagonda]

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What happens with one-armed Harry.....?

I was wondering what on earth a one armed person could do around an office then suddenly realised he must be a shorthand typist

[theengel]

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I was wondering what on earth a one armed person could do around an office then suddenly realised he must be a shorthand typist

Or a manager

[NeoMatrix]

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I was wondering what on earth a one armed person could do around an office then suddenly realised he must be a shorthand typist

Probably just another armless bloke laying about the office.
He might be a shorthand typist that works with the long arm of the law...

[Geo]

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I was wondering what on earth a one armed person could do around an office then suddenly realised he must be a shorthand typist

Damm..I'm in trouble or having a couple of bad days...I read this Sun...and just got ..Monday...Not good

[srvctec]

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Time to revive this thread!

Call was "we can't get yellow toner installed". ZERO mention of the mess they made.

[srvctec]

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Call was "leaving a mark on prints".

Well, don't shove a sharp object into the fuser multiple times to remove a jam!

[srvctec]

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Call was "jamming from the bypass"