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  • Venom
    Technical/IT Support

    500+ Posts
    • Nov 2009
    • 765

    Funny customer names...know any?

    I used to have a customer named Sue Sass....I would walk in and ask to see Sue Sass.
    Also went to a church and the parking spot was reserved for Reverend A. Holle.
    IBM, Mita, Konica Minolta, Ricoh, Kyocera, HyPAS, Canon, Oce, Samsung, HP, TEO IP PBX/Unified Communications, Comptia Network+ Comptia PDI+ Certifications
  • jonezy999
    just one copy??

    Site Contributor
    500+ Posts
    • Feb 2010
    • 952

    #2
    we have paul harder and phil mckracken.
    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. ~Thomas Edison

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    • cobiray
      Passing Duplication Xpert

      1,000+ Posts
      • Mar 2008
      • 1199

      #3
      The one company has a complaint department. The head of the complaint department's name is Helen Wait. If you've got a complaint, go to Helen Wait.
      the savin2535 is displaying well bet the hiter lamp is not shining and the lamp had been tested o.k.please kindly help.
      Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
      Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

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      • KenB
        Geek Extraordinaire

        2,500+ Posts
        • Dec 2007
        • 3946

        #4
        We once had an account where the key op's name was Dick Suchs.
        “I think you should treat good friends like a fine wine. That’s why I keep mine locked up in the basement.” - Tim Hawkins

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        • highlife tech

          #5
          We got a guy thats named wei huang. pronounced way hung

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          • Black Cloud
            Technician

            Site Contributor
            50+ Posts
            • Apr 2010
            • 71

            #6
            I believe Venom told me once about a Reverend Uren. I was angry about yet another "RUSH" call until I realized Rush was the ladys last name. I have a relative named Jay Walker. There is a chiropractor in town named A. Frame.
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            • buellboy
              Technician
              • May 2010
              • 16

              #7
              I used to work for a very big german bank and we used to have a searchable intranet directory. When I was really bored I would search for funny names.... I once found Yousuke Kochi in the Tokyo Office .... laughed soo hard i almost fell off the chair!

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              • KMnyafayce
                Bradley
                • Feb 2008
                • 45

                #8
                We just got a new customer that's a church. Really nice people. The pastor's last name is Friend.

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                • fixthecopier
                  ALIEN OVERLORD

                  2,500+ Posts
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 4714

                  #9
                  OK, you got me started. I did a thread on this a while back. Working for the Army, I have met Capt. Kirk, Col. Sanders, Capt. Morgan, SGT. Sargent, Maj. Payne, Maj. Wargo, a man with male pattern baldness named Sgt. Hairless, and my all time fav, a special forces Sargent named Deathrage.
                  My ex worked at a place that had an employee named Harry Dick. Oh and an IT guy named Forest Woods.
                  The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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                  • lonesome

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cobiray
                    The one company has a complaint department. The head of the complaint department's name is Helen Wait. If you've got a complaint, go to Helen Wait.
                    LOL! This cracked me up. I had a customer named Candy Barr, and she was already 60. At least.

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                    • rthonpm
                      Field Supervisor

                      2,500+ Posts
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 2848

                      #11
                      Originally posted by buellboy
                      I used to work for a very big german bank and we used to have a searchable intranet directory. When I was really bored I would search for funny names.... I once found Yousuke Kochi in the Tokyo Office .... laughed soo hard i almost fell off the chair!
                      Would this be a German Bank with a little siedways blue line in their logo??? Worked for them too many moons ago...

                      I had an IT guy at one customer who had the name of Travis Traves, and there was the lady at the diabetic clinic named Candy. The best of all had to be when Leif Eriksson put in a call at one of Volvo's truck plants back east.

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                      • melanieok
                        Technician
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 37

                        #12
                        wei huang is like chinese name.
                        Manufacturer of copier and laser printer parts&consumables in China.

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                        • Choro1dal
                          Trusted Tech

                          100+ Posts
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 176

                          #13
                          Used to have a customer called Wayne Kerr Electronics, never understood why they rebranded as Advanced HiVolt.

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