How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

[sandmanmac]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

Thanks, All responses are interesting but about "the girlfriend" didnt't like ,

But I think that it is a option in this machine because the sensors detect the bill and send information to laser and print dark.

How is a option I think that you can turn off or turn on it.

Thanks.

I'm friggin' speechless

[zed255]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

It's not an 'option', it is an anti-counterfiting measure! You can't turn it off. When the IPU is processing an image that its has been programmed to recognize as having the characteristics of money it will make the image useless as an instrument of fraud. This is hard coded, period.

[teebee1234]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

It's not an 'option', it is an anti-counterfiting measure! You can't turn it off. When the IPU is processing an image that its has been programmed to recognize as having the characteristics of money it will make the image useless as an instrument of fraud. This is hard coded, period.

X2, and all color copies/prints are encoded that will allow tracing back to manufacturer and serial number. Not really a secret but not widely known outside the industry.

[kyrenecopy]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

How boring would this thread have been if Oswaldo would have stopped and listened after the first couple of answers to his question? But hey, then we wouldn't have heard the great girlfriend story! How long can we keep this going?

[Llama God]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

I'd like to say that I could keep it up all day, however I'd be lying.

In fact, due to the sheer size and general peeling-skin nature of my monstrous girlfriend it's a struggle to get it up at all, let alone keep it up.

Many's the time that I've lashed myself to an MP161 hot roller to a) feign solidity and b) touch the sides.

[Jomama46]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

I'd like to say that I could keep it up all day, however I'd be lying.

In fact, due to the sheer size and general peeling-skin nature of my monstrous girlfriend it's a struggle to get it up at all, let alone keep it up.

Many's the time that I've lashed myself to an MP161 hot roller to a) feign solidity and b) touch the sides.

Llama, either she will kill you or you will burn in hell for this!

[Llama God]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

Llama, either she will kill you or you will burn in hell for this!

It's a fair bet that her wrath won't kill me, it'll be her unimaginably huge mass crushing my spine during a vigorous session. This usually involves me lying there, helpless and crying a little from both fear and pain, while a whale-size leper gyrates on top of me in a snow-storm of dandruff and eczema.

[Jomama46]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

LOL

[sandmanmac]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

LMAO! You are on fire with this one, Llama!

[Llama God]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

It's when she turns me over and deploys her 14" strap-on that things get really treacherous. Much more of this I'll be entirely flat.

[Llama God]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

I merely voice my anguish. Oh Christ, she's coming...

[Dickie]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

I merely voice my anguish. Oh Christ, she's coming...

She's actually COMING

Well there's a first time for everything


What on earth did you tie to it to make that happen


Be careful..........Be very careful, she may expect this more often and in the event of failure the reprecussions could be potentially life threatening

[Llama God]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

What on earth did you tie to it to make that happen

Are you familiar with the 1350 LFR?

[Dickie]

Re: How to copy: Checks, note banks, bills in mpc2500.

Where did you pick up this woman ?


Hang on I think i've got it!!!!!!!!!!!!



It must have been down the BIG market

And whatever you were drinking that night I think I'll try a couple of pints of that.

Just off to the pub now will check back in with you guys later for more stories & witisisms from Geordie shore and anyone else who cares to join in.

P.S sorry to our non English friends for the references above that they will not get but it feels like payback for all the American based topics and humour that just pass me by on here