Joke of the Day (part 2)

[slimslob]

And one for foday
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[BBM]

Did you know if your left arm got cut off your right arm would be left .

[slimslob]

Here's an idea....just pushing the passengers out through the hatch when they have reached their travel destination....no need for the plane to land on the runway...that just takes time and it takes a toll on the landing gear !!
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[slimslob]

So true now for many people
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[slimslob]

Her: At least invite me out to dinner.
Me: I don't go out with married women.
Her: I'm your wife!
Me: I make no exceptions.