You payed how much? Usually they retail for $5000 less than that.
If the old copier worked better than this one, why did you let the salesman talk you into buying a new one?
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You payed how much? Usually they retail for $5000 less than that.
If the old copier worked better than this one, why did you let the salesman talk you into buying a new one?
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1.You stupid mother(beep, beep).
2.Who cares!
3.Yea, yea, looks like its your problem.
4.No you can't change your machine.
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Yes, I am the toner delivery guy....
and you're service technician.....
and the IT expert........
and of course I'll sweep your parking lot....
BUT I WON'T HOLD YOUR HAND AGAIN WHILE YOU DO THAT DUPLEX/SHRINK&CENTER/3-HOLE-PUNCH/SADDLESTITCH COPY JOB!!!!!!!Comment
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Things you would love to say to a customer
Just because I chose a profession that requires me to carry a tool case and a vaccuum, doesn't mean I'm not intelligent or have been to college, Mr ___________________(Insert one of the following: Lawyer/Accountant/Doctor).
Snooty, arrogant people who can't even figure out how to load a paper tray, should not have the right to look down their nose at me.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Coke in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!".Comment
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I bet I could do your job easier than you could do mine.
"Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."
Cdr. William RikerComment
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1. You're a non-profit organization? Guess what...We're not.
2. I'm sure you didn't, copiers break themselves all the time.
3.You're right, they built it that way so you could remove staples and dump them down the side of the copier, the bent staple eater must have malfunctioned.
4. Yeah... who would have known that this electronic piece of equipment could not handle a soda spilled down the back of it! What a piece of junk!
5. Why don't you try shoving that paper up your a**.Comment
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Quit teasing me and take those out and show me already!!!Color is not 4 times harder... it's 65,000 times harder.
They call it "TECH MODE" for a reason. I have manual's and firmware for ya, course... you are going to have to earn it.Comment
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How about: Hey lady, go fuck yourself, I'm just trying to help.
(sorry if I offended but it what I wanted to say)Comment
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1. I don't care how urgent your print job is, my lunch is more important than you and your copier.
2. I can fix the copier, but I can't fix stupid.
3. If you didn't use the copier it wouldn't break down, so you must be the problem.
4. I'm not a furniture removalist. If you want to put the copier there, then do it yourself.
5. Sit down, shut the F@#K up and let me do my job.
6. Your friend doesn't know S#!T about copiers, so let me tell you what is wrong with it.
7. The service manager doesn't care about you either.
Just some of the things I want to say and at some stage will probably end up saying to someone. lolPlease don't ask me for firmware or service manuals as refusal often offends.Comment
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Yes your right, That was a f%@king stupid question.
Do you have an in-grown dick and are you slowly f%@king yourself to death
Are you a professional comedian
I'm surprised your IT expert son doesn't know what an IP address is
What are you going to do for a face once the Monkey wants it's arse backSome days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraintsComment
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Copier won't turn on?
Did you buy it dinner and rubs its back first?
(I've actually used that one)If you are hitting your head up against a wall it always feels better when you stop.Comment
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its a bag of sh*t, its fu**ing old and you need to pay for parts - GET A NEW MACHINE!
You here again - oh f**k off you twat
can you fix it - well this is my screwdriver either stick it up your ass or start removing the screws
can i just take a copy - are you fu**ing thick?
how long you going to be? - long enoughComment
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Are you here again?- Yes Mr customer i missed you for the last 10 months!
Can i make a copy quick?- Sure go ahead and try.(She actually closed the front door and pressed the start button while the whole inside of the machine was stripped) DUHHH!!
Are you gonna be long?- No Mr customer, im just waiting for you to f-off so i can get into your coffee machine.
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Actually used this one right after things sorta started getting cleaned up from hurricane Katrina:
Customer: "Oh! Are you fixing our copier?"
Me: "No, M'am, I'm installing a nuclear reactor in it, so next time we have a hurricane the copier will still have power, and you won't need lights because you'll all glow in the dark."
Heads started popping up over the cubicles - the ultimate prarie dogging. Needless to say they still remember me.73 DE W5SSJComment
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