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  • totoro
    Senior Tech

    Site Contributor
    500+ Posts
    • Apr 2008
    • 568

    #46
    I'm a tech. Techs are the ones with the tools......... right?

    Totoro
    Totoro

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    • DadO
      Trusted Tech

      Site Contributor
      250+ Posts
      • Dec 2007
      • 401

      #47
      I carry a biiig tool box whit 3 types of screewdriver and 4 types of clamps...this probably makes me an tech but u can call ur self a tech until u didn't blow few machines, parts, and had a bunch of sleepless nights....

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      • fixthecopier
        ALIEN OVERLORD

        2,500+ Posts
        • Apr 2008
        • 4713

        #48
        I used to be a parts changer, now I am a technician. Another sign you are a tech, you own special tools that make others ask "what's that for?"
        You have bought more than 30 phillips screwdrivers in your lifetime.
        You carry tools in tour pocket when you are not at work " just in case"
        You have toner fingerprints on your face noone will tell you about.
        Your friends and family want you do do free fixes on your time.
        Your customers try to get you to cheat your company and do side work.
        You try to adjust the grid voltage on your tv when the picture is fuzzy.
        You can advise people on how to copy thier ass without breaking the
        copier or leaving marks.
        It really pisses you off to be called the "Xerox Guy", unless you work for
        Xeox.
        You have ever used tools from your box to eat or prepare your lunch with
        You learn the art of bullshit to deal with customers.
        You get excited when you see your brand of copier on a TV show
        You talk aout how cool " Office Space " is
        You know you don't know it all and you want to know more.
        The greatest enemy of knowledge isn't ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge. Stephen Hawking

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        • blackcat4866
          Master Of The Obvious

          Site Contributor
          10,000+ Posts
          • Jul 2007
          • 23006

          #49
          I have one word: Eloquent.
          That hits home. =^..^=
          If you'd like a serious answer to your request:
          1) demonstrate that you've read the manual
          2) demonstrate that you made some attempt to fix it.
          3) if you're going to ask about jams include the jam code.
          4) if you're going to ask about an error code include the error code.
          5) You are the person onsite. Only you can make observations.

          blackcat: Master Of The Obvious =^..^=

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          • peterepeat
            Technician

            50+ Posts
            • Apr 2008
            • 84

            #50
            Could not have said it any better.
            That one's going on the wall in the shop.

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            • yourownfree
              Trusted Tech

              250+ Posts
              • Dec 2007
              • 474

              #51
              I think I'm a tech. I'm a noob at 16 years, oh wait its 18 years now, sorry lost count. I know not as much as some of you other fine folks, but hey its a start. I'm still learning. I try to help the best i can, hope I have. Really I'm tired of this stuff. I wanted to be something else when I grew up. What the heck happened? Now what do I do? What a life, I hang out on copier forums. I think I need to get a life.

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              • Jimbo1
                Senior Tech

                500+ Posts
                • Mar 2008
                • 845

                #52
                Me and my Sonic Screwdriver

                Tech for 11 years . Three difrferent companies.
                "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you."

                Cdr. William Riker

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                • FRIDGEMAGNET
                  Trusted Tech

                  250+ Posts
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 377

                  #53
                  Originally posted by yourownfree
                  I try to help the best i can, hope I have. Really I'm tired of this stuff. I wanted to be something else when I grew up. What the heck happened? Now what do I do? What a life, I hang out on copier forums. I think I need to get a life.
                  I doubt that any of us started out life wanting to fix copiers.
                  But we all have something in common - we want to help the best we can. That in my mind is a noble thing.

                  I wanted to be an electronics engineer when I left school and started in TV, (valve) radio and Hi Fi, got my qualifications and tried it for 2 years - hated it. Stuck in a workshop in my own little cubicle unable to talk and relate to others.

                  So I thought if I went out on the road I would at least meet people and started repairing slot machines and juke boxes - met lots of drunks.

                  It all kind of developed from that point - and went into office equipment.

                  Like I said none of us were sat in school thinking "is it going to be astronaut, fireman or copier engineer". It kind of develops.

                  The money could always be better - but if I was earning double I would soon be spending that much. Unless I win the lottery I will not die rich but I am happy in what I do. If I wasn't, I would have to try other things even at my age 51.

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                  • SGT_Snacks-64
                    Trusted Tech

                    100+ Posts
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 157

                    #54
                    By the end of this month, I'd have been a Copier Engineer for a whole year! :O Following in someone's footsteps.
                    Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 2.4GHz (Oc'ed to 3GHz - Stock Volts)
                    Asus P5E-VM HDMI
                    4GB (2x 2GB) Corsair XMS Xpert II RAM
                    ATi Radeon 4870 512MB GFX Card
                    2x 74GB WD Raptor Sata HDD (RAID 0)
                    500GB Seagate Barracuda Sata II HDD
                    500GB Hitachi Sata II HDD
                    600W500att OCZ PSU
                    -TOTAL HDD SPACE 1148GB-

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                    • FRIDGEMAGNET
                      Trusted Tech

                      250+ Posts
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 377

                      #55
                      Originally posted by SGT_Snacks-64
                      By the end of this month, I'd have been a Copier Engineer for a whole year! :O Following in someone's footsteps.
                      And very proud I am!

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                      • laserman06
                        Conservative in Exile

                        250+ Posts
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 323

                        #56
                        Originally posted by FRIDGEMAGNET
                        I doubt that any of us started out life wanting to fix copiers. But we all have something in common - we want to help the best we can. That in my mind is a noble thing.

                        Like I said none of us were sat in school thinking "is it going to be astronaut, fireman or copier engineer". It kind of develops.

                        The money could always be better - but if I was earning double I would soon be spending that much. Unless I win the lottery I will not die rich but I am happy in what I do. If I wasn't, I would have to try other things even at my age 51.
                        You speak the truth FRIDGEMAGNET, being a copier tech, was the farthest thing from my life. I graduated high school and went in the USMC. Got out and worked myself up to OPs Manager for a parking company. Made decent money. Hours were to long and I was hating life. But, I did it. Why, because society told me I had to. Then my daughter was born and I realized there was more to life. A friend of mine who worked in the field, recruited me. Four companies, later I am truly, happy and making decent money.
                        Could I make more money doing something else, yes. Money though does not buy happiness. And, Boy I am very happy. Might not be the most glamorous job, but it is an important one. We help other companies survive. So, fellow techs, do not get discouraged, life could be worse you could be a Lawyer.
                        The family that prays together, stays together!
                        Smile God created you and He doesn't make mistakes!

                        Relax, God IS in control!

                        Be still and know that I am God
                        Ps 46:10

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                        • djq2
                          Technician
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 25

                          #57
                          after 20 odd years i think so... who can tell...

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                          • Mark B
                            Trusted Tech

                            100+ Posts
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 153

                            #58
                            I am just a monkey with a screwdriver.

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                            • banginbishop
                              grumpy old git

                              500+ Posts
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 894

                              #59
                              I am an undertaker as everything i touch at the moment i manage to kill

                              It was working when i arrived and it aint no more!

                              Yep i'm a tonermonkey and proud of it
                              Incontinentia Buttocks

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                              • Ollie1981
                                Toner Monkey

                                250+ Posts
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 417

                                #60
                                Did *counts fingers* four years working on T.Vs, VCRs and Hi-Fis. Got really hacked off when the company I worked with at the time gave the delivery drivers a pay-rise to effectively my pay level, did away with the job roles of "Drivers" and "Field Service Techs" and made us all "Multi-Skilled Operatives"

                                Now this wouldn't be so bad, but the ex-drivers weren't expected to fix anything, I still was!! As the other tech guys soon jumped off the sinking ship I suddenly found my workload excessive (getting in work at 6am and not getting home till gone 9pm). Then it was decided all of a sudden that I was to make a minimum of twelve service calls per day (as that was the maximum I had managed, hence the new benchmark) and they weren't going to pay overtime - at all.

                                For some reason I put up with it for three months until I couldn't handle the stress and resentment anymore, I had complete all out verbal abuse meltdown at my managers before storming out of there never to return again.

                                Funnily enough, they don't give me a reference hehe!

                                After a year of agency jobbing doing easy admin based crap until my frayed nerves had recovered, I applied for a job as a copier tech.

                                Been doing it eighteen months, I agree that no kid wants to wind up fixing copiers when they grow up, but hey, although it has it's moments it isn't the worst job in the world.

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