Funniest Customer Story

[pioneer007]

Or here is one That just irritates me.... "Are we done yet" or "Are we getting closer""do we know how much longer it is going to be? I need to make a copy" We.. c'mon in a school. It's only me there, who in heck is we? I answer No we ain't yet. we might be awhile longer. Do you think we can wait a little bit,to make that copy?

You got that right brother! I hate the condesending tone. They will ask even if their is another usable copier across the hallway.

My story: Working on a sharp MX5500 at a car dealership. Two calls placed at the same place. The copier and the other a Fax machine.
Fixed the copier, as a I was walking to the back room to look at the fax, one of their salesman said loudly and as a joke, "Those women just dont know how to run a copier" I looked up at him, smiled and said nothing.
Fixed the fax and left.
Got a call from service manager later that afternoon saying the customer called and didnt ever want me back again due to my remarks about women! I said WTF! Explained myself "and" who actually said that.
All was fine with my manager, we laughed!
Apparently their finance officer guy over heard the comment in another room and thought it was me that spoke. Never was allowed back in that account. 30 years in this industry and I thought I'd seen it all. But No!

[Lagonda]

Dumb ass lawyers LOL.

... are meant to be highly skilled and intelligent e.g your doctor's, teachers, bankers etc are not actually that bright at all.

Many years ago I came across a solicitor (Thats a lawyer to you guys in the states) that had an un-airconditioned office that fronted on to the beach. To keep the office cool all the windows were open to catch the breeze off the sea with the result that every scrap of paper in the office was damp and the copies that came out of the old Toshiba were unreadable.
Now this solicitor was no drongo as he had worked out that if he photocopied a blank sheet of paper first a nice warm and dry sheet of blank paper dropped in to the finishing tray. He then feed this sheet back through the copier and got a good copy.

What he hadn't worked out was he was paying TWICE for each copy!!

[prntrfxr]

Funniest Customer Story

Some doctors and lawyers etc. are so smart in their respective fields, that they loose all common sense and street smarts when dealing with anything else.

Some people are so smart, they are stupid. Years ago I read a biography on Albert Einstein, and some days when he got out of bed to go to work, he would still be in his pajamas. I guess it's all relative

It's not lack of intelligence it's lack of common sense. They have degrees, can tell you all kinds of useless information, but they can't tell you if the machine is on or off. Then again, it would be dangerous if they let me operate on someone and if I represented someone in court, they'd go to jail on my defense. So it is relative. Everyone can't be good at everything...who'd take out the trash? who'd make the hamburgers? if everyone was a doctor and a lawyer.

I agree with Copier Tech of Omens, you make more money with the idiots. Just clean the machine real good, so they never know how dumb they are and charge them. I just wish the lawyers would pay their bills on time. It's like pulling teeth to get a check.

[Shadow1]

I guess its true: You can't fix stupid.

I'm hoping my doctor has enough sense to turn the light switch on if the Operating Room is dark...

[mjunkaged]

customer gaffes!

Pens in doc feeders. Along with the usual foreign matter.
Digging out a jam with a metal tool thereby ruining the plastic guide that's PART OF THE BASE on a Di351 adfr.

Army base+ liquid savin copier = white room with black 'modern art' dripping all over the ceiling, wall, floor, copier!! (they thought it would be a great idea to fling the jammed copies out of the wet area like frisbees, without actually looking at what was happening!! I did my job-cleaned the machine! I told the Sgt. they were on their own with the walls/floors.
He whole-heartedly agreed!

Then there was the one in a psychiatric ward where the doctors (NOT the paitients) thought it would be great to put colors into random bottles into their 4-color(one color/pass at a time) Toshiba BD-8412.
What color makes brownish-purple, guys???? I still don't know, either!!

[ZOOTECH]

Then there was the one in a psychiatric ward where the doctors (NOT the paitients) thought it would be great to put colors into random bottles into their 4-color(one color/pass at a time) Toshiba BD-8412.
What color makes brownish-purple, guys???? I still don't know, either!!

Not sure about Toshiba but the waste toner of Sharp's color machines is brownish-purple.

[nmfaxman]

I call them TRADE-INS. They traded their common sense in for a Degree.
Why do they call it common sense?
If it were common, every one would have it.
They need to start calling it the gift of sense.

[aztech]

We cannot help but overhear some office conversation while we are servicing a machine. I was at a doctors office and overheard the girls complaining about how cold it always was in the office, that the A/C always was running. I was standing in front of the copier, looking right at the thermostat for the office right above the fuser exhaust fan. I explained the situation, (150 degree+ air into the thermostat) and they could a) move the copier, b) move the thermostat, or c) continue to freeze and pay the high electric bills. Sometimes the problem is hiding in plain sight

[mjarbar]

Recently did a call at a school for a jamming problem on an iR3300. After doing the usual to recreate what the customer was doing the machine jammed - fair enougth there is a problem - opened up the side of the machine and examined the feed rollers in the cassette area and indeed they were dirty and the cassette rollers were almost past it.

After cleaning the rollers I retested the machine and once again it jammed out of the cassette - Deep sigh back to problem!!!

So decided to replace the feed, sep and pick up rollers as I thought OK the clean didn't work and they were on their last legs anyway - retest - jammed - WTF!!!!!

After much prodding and poking managed to find the source of the problem - dried fruit stuck in paper feed path!!! Somehow, someone had managed to drop it in the machine which had then worked its way to the cassette and then to the paper feed path lodging betwen two plates between the cassette feed and the vertical path.

I don't know who was more shocked - me for finding it (I think it was an apricot) or the teacher who's office it was in!

[Herrmann]

more connectivity related, but a pleasure to read, enjoy:

Not too long ago, there was a small furor in the local media about a major disaster at The State's Technology Services Division. The details were a bit sketchy – mostly because The State was “unable to comment on an ongoing investigation” – but what was reported was that, for two full days, employees of The State were unable to logon to their computers or access email, and that this caused business within The State to grind to a halt.
As the “investigation” carried on, the media lost interest in the story and moved on to more newsworthy stories like who Paris Hilton was partying with last weekend. Fortunately for us, a certain employee of The State named J.N.

From: ----- -----------
To: IT Department
Re: A/C constantly running.

To whom it may concern,

I came in today (Monday) to finish up a project I was working
on before our big meeting with the State ----- Commission tomorrow,
and I noticed that there were three or four large air conditioners
running the entire time I was here. Since it's a three day weekend,
no one is around, why do we need to have the A/C running 24/7?

With all the power that all those big computers in that room use, I
doubt it is really eco-friendly to run those big units at the same
time. And all computers have cooling fans anyway, so why put the A/C
for the building in that room?

I got a keycard from [the facility manager’s] desk and shut off the
A/C units. I'm sure you guys can deal with it being warm for an hour
or two when you come in tomorrow morning.

In the future, let's try to be a little more conscientious of our
energy usage!

Thanks,
-----

As for the employee who sent it, he decided to take an early retirement.





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[D_L_P]

LMAO
Thanks for the lulz

[fixthecopier]

Herrmann's story reminds me of the server room that had all of the power wired through the main light switch at the front door. Last man out would hit the switch and crash everything.

[pacman]

Herrmann's story reminds me of the server room that had all of the power wired through the main light switch at the front door. Last man out would hit the switch and crash everything.

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!

[Shadow1]

Almost as bad as wiring an outlet on the other side of the wall to to the server room and plugging the copier into it. Its the only time I ever accidentally shorted anything in a machine and blew a breaker - and it had to be the same one their PDC, Router, and Exchange server was running on

[blackcat4866]

At the time this was one of my larger customers, an insurance provider. I knew the IT manager pretty well since we would frequently cross paths, on average three visits a week on the several machines.

I don't remember exactly how it started, but I watched as my friend got more and more harried. He would just get the server up and running, and it would crash, requiring many hours to restore. At the end of two weeks he was very miserable, and had slept little. In his delerium he bumped into the main server, and knocked onto the floor one of those plastic file folder holders that attach with four large magnets. After that it got a whole lot better.

It seems that a supervisor was irritated by the disorganized state of the server room and had installed one of these file folder holders on the only magnetic surface in the server room: the server. =^..^=