[Funny] I AM TONERMONKEY !!!!!!!

[TonerMonkey]

Had to share this ridiculous PM just before I deleted it, I think this user has deleted their account now but what a dick hopefully they'll come back and read it sometime :

Your a fraud. TonerMonkey is a registered trademark. We are now preparing legal paper to serve the administrator of this website to find out your identity.

I will give you one last chance to remove all post made under the TonerMonkey name

My reply :

You Sir, are extremely impolite, your spelling (and manner) is not only special needs but laughably unprofessional; for that reason I will not be removing any posts by TonerMonkey.

Note the spelling of 'you're', also note that Legal Papers are usually served - unless it's only one sheet of paper ???? If you're lucky your lawyer may only charge you per sheet of paper just as many of my peers and their employers do in this industry.

Please feel free to needlessly spend your money on a lawyer without effect, I haven't laughed so much in a long time as when I read your ridiculous rambling which I initially thought was typed by an actual monkey. I now realize that was not the case.

TonerMonkey may be a registered trademark wherever you reside but I suspect that in Europe you will have absolutely no claim over the name.

Keep your last chance and ram it where the sun doesn't shine. Fool.

Yours Sincerely, etc ... etc ....

[Lagonda]

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I'm no legal eagle but since your not actually trading under the name of TonerMonkey I'm sure you can call yourself what ever you like.
But if the law is on his side what next? You have to apply to you Trademark Registration Board to see if anyone has a web name like yours, be carefull what nicname your work mates give you incase you bring a law suit down on yourself. You have to employ the services of a corporate lawyer before you name your kids! Where will it all end!!

Oh $hit! I've just realised that the Lagonda name is probably owned by Aston Martin, I could be in trouble here!

[jmaister]

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I can be charged with plagiarism.

SAVE ME JEBUS!

[mjarbar]

Re: I AM TONERMONKEY !!!!!!!

Keep your last chance and ram it where the sun doesn't shine. Fool.

Yours Sincerely, etc ... etc ....

I think that was quite restrained really!

If all else fails you could always go with the Spartacus defence

[prntrfxr]

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Ridiculous...He's just upset he can't use that name here, since you already have it. Well, not unless he used tonermonkey2. I wonder if this is his company:

http://www.tonermonkey.com/

I used to go by the handle: FIXER on various sites. Someone else decided to use it and posted where ever I posted. I changed it to prntrfxr and haven't been copied yet. Most people don't know what it is unless they do what we do. You can't sue someone for using a name. People have gone litigation crazy.

I think that was quite restrained really!

If all else fails you could always go with the Spartacus defence

I apologize in advance for being an uneducated American (although I did go to school and college). I had to look that one up, because I had never heard of it before (Yes, I do know who Spartacus was and am familiar with the event, but had never heard of that particular phrase). This was what I found:

"Two dozen anti-cuts activists have asked the courts to be put back on trial for alleged aggravated trespass despite already having their charges dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service.
The 21 members of UK Uncut say they have used their legal right to "revive" their cases to both prove their innocence and to stand in solidarity with 30 fellow activists who continue to face trial for the same alleged offence at London luxury food retailer Fortnum and Mason, last March.
The move has been labelled the "Spartacus defence" after the scene in the Kirk Douglas movie when dozens of rebellious Roman slaves all declare "I am Spartacus" in order to stop soldiers from identifying and executing their leader.
The CPS confirmed that they would contact all those asking to revive their prosecutions.
Police had arrested over 150 UK Uncut activists who occupied the
inside of the Piccadilly store on March 26. The mass arrest was hailed as a triumph of effective law enforcement despite the senior officer at the scene describing the in-store occupation as "sensible" and "non-violent".
The CPS subsequently dropped charges against 115 activists stating that although there was "sufficient evidence to provide a realistic prospect of conviction" it was not in the overall public interest to proceed to court.
However it continued with the prosecution of 30 members alleging that they represented an "organising element" partly because of the "banners, cordon tape and leaflets" in their possession.
In a letter to the court dated the 21 August, solicitors who are representing the members wrote, "Our clients consider it unfair, disproportionate and arbitrary for the Crown to prosecute the 30 defendants against whom proceedings are continuing."
It is understood that many of the 21 defendants may now appear at Westminster magistrates court in October.
Tom Pursey, from the Fortnum 145 campaign said that he was willing to face prison despite having previously escaped the criminal proceedings. "I decided to declare 'I am Spartacus' because I think the arrest of 145 inside Fortnum for sitting in a shop and holding a simple sit in protest is completely absurd and alarming in terms of the right to protest.The CPS should drop all the cases."
He said the defendants didn't know each other that well but that this represented a basic form of solidarity and the "big society spirit".
It is understood that the CPS is still reviewing all the cases in connection with the March 26 protest, leaving open the possibility of all the remaining charges being dropped in their entirety." - Entire article: UK Uncut members adopt 'Spartacus defence' in Fortnum & Mason case | UK news | guardian.co.uk

[mjarbar]

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I apologize in advance for being an uneducated American (although I did go to school and college). I had to look that one up, because I had never heard of it before (Yes, I do know who Spartacus was and am familiar with the event, but had never heard of that particular phrase). This was what I found:

Actually I forgot about the Fortnum and Mason case, I was just going for the gratuitious movie reference!!!

[kingarthur]

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I think that was quite restrained really!

If all else fails you could always go with the Spartacus defence

I was actually thinking of Monty Python's "The life of Brian".....where they all wanted to be Brian.......obviuosly "Spartacus" is way above my level....lol

[michaelc]

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I think that maybe he should be paying you for you using the name and getting them free advertisement. Using the name on a website which is related to the products they sell in my eyes is a winner. The best part of the message is the 'Your a fraud', its funny as hell.

[TonerMonkey]

Re: I AM TONERMONKEY !!!!!!!

Ridiculous...He's just upset he can't use that name here, since you already have it. Well, not unless he used tonermonkey2. I wonder if this is his company:

Genuine copier toner, fax cartridges & toner cartridges

Easy prntrfxr, although you could be correct in this instance !!!!

If I was asking people to buy my top quality compatible cartridges this week's special being buy three get one free excluding post and packing to most EU addresses ($15 p+p to USA and rest of the world) and don't forget we can supply most OEM cartridges at a fraction of the manufacturers cost don't buy theirs buy mine as you'll save, Save.... SAAAVE !!!!! .......then I could see the point of Mr. Monkey's silly poo flinging antics.

As it is I still think a real monkey selling toner has a higher I.Q. and level of professionalism than this silly simian.

(No offence intended toward any monkeys reading this.)

[pacman]

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I'm SO glad that I don't have a trademarked and registered screen na..............




Errrrrrrrrrr...................................... *waits for cease and desist from Namco......*

[mojorolla]

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I have just been sued by Motorolla.

[ddude]

Re: I AM TONERMONKEY !!!!!!!

I have just been sued by Motorolla.

I've just been sued by 'Where's my car?'

[mjarbar]

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I've just been sued by 'Where's my car?'

And Then...

[kingarthur]

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I've just been informed that the knights of the round table are after me.......

[fixthecopier]

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Nixon came to me in a dream, smoking a joint, and said I could use his image. Oh wait, maybe it was the other way around.